Jerking off
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Random. No.
And if I said yes there would be a million sleazy invites in my inbox from the desperate and dateless so HELL NO!
And if I said yes there would be a million sleazy invites in my inbox from the desperate and dateless so HELL NO!
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Since we've established this will be some "random guy", that is, a depraved stranger/fucking weirdo, I offer the following scenario and response.
Scenario: I'm ordering coffee at a local cafe when suddenly a man walks in, takes out his penis, and begins masturbating whilst eyeing me.
Response: I take out my phone and begin recording him. Shortly after obtaining video evidence I scream at the degenerate to "get the fuck away from me!" as I retrieve my pepper spray and then empty it into his perverted face. I then retreat a safe distance away and immediately call police speaking loudly enough so that everyone in my orbit knows what the offending piece of perverted dog shit did.
... Calmly sip my coffee, eyes locked on the weirdo, wait for police, sip coffee, wait ...
If he decides to make a move in my direction at anytime he is in for some hot coffee hell and or combination of kicks to his groin. If he decides to leave I will follow him from a safe distance all the while talking and giving direction to police on my phone as well as telling everyone who crosses our path what the pervert did and that police are en route. With any luck a couple of dudes will tackle his sick ass and keep him subdued till officers arrive.
Mike, don't be that "random guy". Being on the sex offender registry is no way to go through life.
During everyday activities? Fuck no. If I'm just going about my business I don't want to be seen as walking-wank-fodder.. I just want to be another person going about my business.
There's plenty of porn in the world to watch for that shit. If I caught a strange guy beating it while staring at me he'd better fucking run. Fool would end up in the hospital.
There's plenty of porn in the world to watch for that shit. If I caught a strange guy beating it while staring at me he'd better fucking run. Fool would end up in the hospital.
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My answer to this is
Bear spray.
Bear spray.
fluffychocolate
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If you mean some random pervert in public? The answer is an unequivocal NO! He gets the pepper spray on his penis and in his eyes and a ride to police station.
If you mean video, then it depends. It has to have entertainment value for me. Once I watched a vid of a guy jerk off and the things he was saying had my cracking up laughing. By the time he hot his load I was crying laughing. It was even funnier because he was totally serious.
I use to have a neighbor who I could hear jerking off and he made the sexiest sounds. Old building, paper thin walls, and I don't live there anymore. He had a girlfriend but it seemed like he was louder and enjoyed jerking himself off more. *shrug*
Anyway, yes I enjoy watching it as long as there is something that I'm attracted to about the jerker. His cock/dick, sounds he makes, what he says. Silent shows bore me and I don't watch those.
If you mean video, then it depends. It has to have entertainment value for me. Once I watched a vid of a guy jerk off and the things he was saying had my cracking up laughing. By the time he hot his load I was crying laughing. It was even funnier because he was totally serious.
I use to have a neighbor who I could hear jerking off and he made the sexiest sounds. Old building, paper thin walls, and I don't live there anymore. He had a girlfriend but it seemed like he was louder and enjoyed jerking himself off more. *shrug*
Anyway, yes I enjoy watching it as long as there is something that I'm attracted to about the jerker. His cock/dick, sounds he makes, what he says. Silent shows bore me and I don't watch those.
Random guy? Lol. No.
If my partner gets aroused watching me do the dishes? Different story.
If my partner gets aroused watching me do the dishes? Different story.
. That's awesome!...I'd do the same if it were my wife or daughter....4sure!...
Lol...your probably right...I didn't think that one through...i'm still led to believe that on some level it might excite a woman...maybe not at the time of happening but in the evening after a couple drinks and a laugh?... Hey thanks for the note...
No. No, no, no, no, no. Not after a couple of drinks and not for a laugh. No.
Not hot, not remotely interesting. Random guys no, no, no.
Someone I'm involved with is different. But even then, when I have stuff to do, I'd rather have his help than see him sitting on the couch wanking! Pitch in and help me!
Someone I'm involved with is different. But even then, when I have stuff to do, I'd rather have his help than see him sitting on the couch wanking! Pitch in and help me!
Thanks sweetie!Not hot, not remotely interesting. Random guys no, no, no.
Someone I'm involved with is different. But even then, when I have stuff to do, I'd rather have his help than see him sitting on the couch wanking! Pitch in and help me!
