Jerking On The Plane

[singer845]

Hey guys. Haven’t posted in awhile. Getting ready to visit friends and family next month for the first time since the pandemic. Thinkin about joining the “mile high jerkers.” Lol

so here’s my question:

how many of you have jerked in the can?
How many of you have jerked in your seat?

do tell your stories and give your suggestions. I’m always afraid if I do it in the bathroom people will think “dayum he got an upset stomach for sure,” but probably better them thinking that than “is he really jerkin it in his seat?” Lol

anyways tell your stories and give your thoughts!

 

[hanscleft]

I've jerked in the bathroom, not as fun/kinky as I thought it would be.. airplane bathrooms are quite cramped, noisy, and gross haha still an experience nonethless though lol

 

[eroticartpop2]

Closest I have is this pic

 

[Dvos31]

Ive jerked a few times in the bathroom, the place turns me on so it doesn’t take me that long .

Jerked once in my seat, gotta say it was a empty night flight and also in a business class seat, but still. Turned me on like hell to be naked under a blanket jerking it while stopping for a little bit when a stewardess approaches, shot a very big load there .
However I’m not entirely sure how it would be when the flight is very crowded, I don’t think I’d dare it. Nonetheless I recommend doing it

 

[singer845]

I've jerked in the bathroom, not as fun/kinky as I thought it would be.. airplane bathrooms are quite cramped, noisy, and gross haha still an experience nonethless though lol

That’s definitely another reason why I haven’t done the bathroom

 

[singer845]

Closest I have is this picView attachment 39171401

In a word: damn

in a sentence: I wish I had been on your flight!

mid you’re ever in SoCal you should lmk. Lol

 

[singer845]

Ive jerked a few times in the bathroom, the place turns me on so it doesn’t take me that long .

Jerked once in my seat, gotta say it was a empty night flight and also in a business class seat, but still. Turned me on like hell to be naked under a blanket jerking it while stopping for a little bit when a stewardess approaches, shot a very big load there .
However I’m not entirely sure how it would be when the flight is very crowded, I don’t think I’d dare it. Nonetheless I recommend doing it

That’s hot!

 

[SamMann75]

Flight got canceled, rebooked on another flight, bumped my wife into first class, I was in the last row. Small plane, first class was one seat either side, back where I was had 1 left, 2 right.

My wife text me the guy on the other side of the isle has been rubbing and squeezing his "inner thigh". 10 minutes later I see this guy walking down the isle... massive bulge showing... to the bathroom behind me. 10 seconds after passing this mid-20 year old girl gets up and follows him down, just as he opens the bathroom door she asks if he needs a hand with that...

5 minutes later she came out looking very satisfied and the massive bulge in his pants was less noticeable

 

[IrishWank]

Unloaded in airplane bathrooms many times. Back in the horny days.
Its a noisy, cramped enviornment but when you are horny it doesnt matter. Just cant take too long, theres a line sometimes lol

 

[notthatguy]

Flew to Vegas with the girlfriend. Don't know what got into her but she jerked me off 3 times in our seats under a blanket. I could smell my cum so not sure how the other seats did not.

 

[laissez faire]

Used to do it every chance I got, because a) bored, and b) seeing yourself do it in the mirror is hot

 

[SamMann75]

My wife says stroking me and having sex with me didn't get me into the mile high club because we were on a private flight alone.

 

[CUBE]

You guys are insane! Lol. It never would even occur to me to do this on a flight.

 

[edonline]

Airplane sex can be very hot, just something about being thousands of feet in the air makes it more stimulating. Everywhere from private planes and jets to commercial flights. Have enjoyed jacking off on overnight international slights when most other passengers are sleeping, either under a blanket or in the bathroom (although as others have said, the latter tend to be very cramped spaces).

 

[mrlumpy]

I’ve done it many times. Jack in the bathroom fairly often. The most intense orgasm I’ve had on a plane was when my wife jacked me in the bathroom while we crossed the equator. I was sure that it would be intense and it was. I could feel it all over my body. I’ve also shot plenty of loads into my underwear while sitting in my seat. It was easier when slightly loose suit pants were a thing. I’ve stunk up my row with the smell of cum more than once. I think it’s something everyone should try once.

 

[ChuChiPapi]

I jerked in the bathroom before, and while it is very very uncomfortable and kinda gross, I have never came so hard as I did in the air. For some reason my orgasm is so much more intense in the air.

 

[eroticartpop2]

Wow who is this

Me lmao

 

[WillieWarts]

Slightly different, but I used to get SO horny riding on the train. It was long distance - overnight so i would be guaranteed to strike up a conversation with some hot chick or dude. I remember once I finally gave in and tried to jack off in the bathroom. About the same size as an airplane bathroom. It was too cramped and uncomfortable so I stopped. As soon as I got home I hit it hard. I remember always wanting to just jack in my seat overnight but was always too scared of getting kicked off in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Uniballer]

Funny I should see this, I recently had this talk with a friend.
I told him no jacking off nor shall he have airhead. My seats have fresh, cheap leather and I don’t want any stains.
I just bought a 50 year old plane and I bought new upholstery for the seats, he put it on so he did not want to stain it either.
He took his girlfriend landed at a friends grass field bent her over the wing and had airplane sex.
I hope I don’t have to pay child support if he knocked her up.

 

[paulista_user]

Flew to Vegas with the girlfriend. Don't know what got into her but she jerked me off 3 times in our seats under a blanket. I could smell my cum so not sure how the other seats did not.

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