Jerking Tips

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by amhersthungboi, Jan 28, 2006.

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What Kind Of Porn Do You Look At When You Jerk?

  1. Straight Porn (Guy and Girl)

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  2. Gay Porn (Guy and Guy)

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  3. Lezbian Porn (Girl and Girl)

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  4. No Porn (Nothing)

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  1. amhersthungboi

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  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    *sigh*

    This newbie is as predictable as toast falling to the floor butter-side down.
     
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    Where's the choice for "All of the Above"?
     
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    Was there some kind of competition to see how many aimless threads you could post in one day? :smashfreakB:
     
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    Jackin World certainly has a lot of valid information. Years ago they did surveys and you can also review them now. As regards techniques, visit the site and read them well. I suspect that a good number of people here at LPSG, like myself, also sent in great methods.

    Additionally, as you mature, your interest will broaden and your mind will also become very creative. I continue to develope new twist and techniques during my self pleasuring moments.
     
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    How can this person expect any of us to take him seriously?? 16 posts his first day and still hasn't posted anything of value.
     
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    Try rubbing Tiger Balm all over your hands first. That should spice things up.
     
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    :firedevil: Remind me never to get on your bad side.
     
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    take a thin piece of metal like a long nail and put it in our pee hole and then jerk off

    also blowing your brains out right when you cum makes your orgasm a million times better.
     
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    Damn you guys are brutal.

    Try some different porn, if you've been watching a certain kind, try something you haven't seen before. Or, find yourself a partner for sex - its much more interesting than jacking off.
     
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    yeah i've noticed the brutality of responses to some posts here... but i could understand you probably get repetative posts all the time. want something very different, try strangling yourself whilst climaxing, never done it myself but if you're bored.... there is however the option of getting a girl/guy to help you with your problem. though my gf can't, her hands are too small and weak...
     
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    Or better yet, coat your dildo with it before you stick it in.
     
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    [quotSilverXan] my gf can't, her hands are too small and weak...[/quote]

    So should someone be starting a "Small Weak Hands Support Group" for SilverXan's Girlfriend (SWHSG.org is still available!).

    I'll look forward to the upcoming Channel 4 Documentary "World's Smallest, Weakest Hands".
    :lmao:
     
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    All I have so far is gay porn that I've downloaded. One of my friends has some hot str8 and bi porn, but I haven't bothered to make a copy or download it. I find the guys are better looking, better hung and in better shape in gay porn. Also, I like to watch anal but haven't seen that in the sampling of str8 porn I've seen.

    I consider myself bi, but in terms of experience, it has all been same sex.

    R
     
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    All the above.
     
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    I like bi girl porn. I get extremely horny to the point of getting tunnel vission.
    Love to share a bed w 2 girls.:smile:
     
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    Done that. Pics are in my gallery.
     
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    I have a good enough memory, and a good enough imagination, that I don't need porn to jerk off, I just imagine some good sex from the past, or a hypothetical situation, and go at it.
     
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    It seems someone always does it for me and its never a dull moment! WOW! Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
     
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