Jerry Seinfeld

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  1. dfox7.3x5

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    I loved his TV show and am enjoying watching the DVDs of all the programs. I've always wondered about his endowment. He nearly always wears pretty tight jeans, and absolutely nothing shows, when he's standing or seated. He's cute, hilarious, and has a nice bod; I hope the rest of him "matches." But does anybody out there know??
     
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    i've heard good things about him.
     
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    i think he has showed in many many episodes. those tight jeans do look good.
     
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    Bulgelover, you must have better eyes than I. I've never noticed anything in Jerry's pants, and I've kept a close watch because I find him so sexy.
     
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    wow, dude! i'm straight and even i've noticed it. :eek:
     
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    Gah, anytime anyone mentions Seinfeld who I love for his comedy I immediately think of Gilbert Gottfriend, who does an absolute perfect impression.
     
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    In a breakfast place in LA, I was sitting on a bench waiting to get a table when here comes Jerry walking right towards me as he is exiting the restaurant. He looks right at me with that bemused grin of his. He's wearing jeans as usual. Then it happened that my partner and I were seated in the booth that Jerry just vacated.
    SO. To answer your question, no he never shows; not even in person. I think that he is extremely modest and would not want to draw attention even if he was well hung.:eek:
     
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    Normally, I'm not a big fan of Gilbert Gottfried. But, I caught him on TV doing his stand up routine and he was hilarious.:D
     
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    Gilbert Gottfried has got to be one of the most annoying people ever.
     
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    darn OrbitzXT!!! why'd you edit that last post ... i had something i wanted say.

    but i've said enough to last the board a lifetime.
     
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    I think Jerry Seinfeld actually has a pussy.
     
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    I'm sorry, but this really isn't a debate. I can not count the number of episodes where there is evident bulge in his tight light blue jeans. Not a really big bulge, but something.
     
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    How can you wear tight, worn 501s and NOT show some kind of bulge?!;)
     
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    Until I saw his stand up routine, I agreed with you 100%. All the yelling!
    But, then I saw him do a more conversational routine in a more moderate voice. Some VERY clever stuff. And very fuinny...........
     
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    Yeah, he's always yelling in that annoying Fran Drescher-esque whiney voice. He makes me want to rip out his larynx and Super Glue his lips together.
     
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    Lol Lol Lol..................!!!
     
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    i beg to differ ... i say quite evident.
     
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    I guess I need to get a larger TV! :)
     
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    An "evident bulge" is little proof true endowment. Just ask those who went to bed with Tom Jones.
     
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