Just screwing around, haven't edited it. Working on pt 2., if you like this I'll post the next one. Jerry was an average guy with an average life, or it had been average at one time. Since the housing market collapsed houses weren't as easy to sell. He had a number of listings with few buyers. Real estate was a tough sell and the lack of commission led to fighting at home. He and his wife had been together for over 10 years, since his senior year of high school, but dwindling funds and the piling up of bills made life at home difficult. His wife decided she had had enough and called for a seperation. She took his daughter and went to stay with her parents a few hours away. Jerrry was desparate for a sale and took every call and appointment he could scrounge up. The call came just after 3 p.m. on Friday afternoon. The woman had called about one of his listings and wanted to see it as soon as possible. They arranged to meet at 5:30 when her husband would be available from work. Jerry had a good feeling about this, but the Holmes place had been on the market for nearly 3 weeks and he had yet to show it. He grabbed some fliers and cleaning supplies and headed over to make sure the place was in good shape for the showing. He arrived at 4:30 and took a walk around the house and yard. It ws a nice neighborhood, the hot tub and pool were clean and the yard had been mowed recently. The high fence blocked the views into the yard from the surrounding homes. It would be a great yard for entertaining, he thought. He walked around to the front and unlocked the door. The house was 2500 sq ft with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and the basement finished. Jerry couldn't figure why it wasn't already sold. He moved from room to room making sure everything was in place. The home still had some furnishings giving it a somewhat lived in feel. The thrill of a potential sale was having quite an effect on Jerry, he was getting a hardon. Since his wife had left and compounded by his monetary stress, he hadn't had any sex and aside from jerking off every once in a while, he hadn't thought about it much. He thought how nice it was to feel something, anything. His average cock was straining at his slacks and his balls felt especially heavy, not surprising since he hadn't come in weeks. He thought about relieving himself in the bathroom before the clients arrived just as the doorbell rang. He adjusted himself and figured his erection would subside as soon as he began showing the property. He answered the door to an older couple, he guessed early 50's. They were attractive, nothing special, but they looked like they took care of themselves. They were well dressed the husband in a suit and tie, the wife in pant suit with a white blouse. He introduced himself and they did too. Jack and Sheila were looking for an investment property they could rent out. They walked in and he began showing them the various rooms. As the proceeded through the house Jerry noticed that his erection did not go away, in fact it began to grow. It felt bigger than ever, his balls too. He nervously tried to hide it as they went from room to room, he didn't want anything to derail this sale. It didn't help things that Sheila had a fantastic looking ass in her fitted slacks. She appeared very fit, more so than he first thought and her ample backside stressed the material of her suit. It was still warm for September and she removed her jacket as they walked through the house. Her large breasts matched her ass, full and straining. Jerry also noticed Jack fidgeting with his crotch, he was adjusting what appeared to be a very large dick hanging down the left leg of his suit pants. There was a strange energy in the house and Jerry's cock was growing and straining like never before. Jerry suggested they see the backyard, hoping the fresh air would help relieve the stress in his pants. As soon as they walked outside he felt better. His erection subsided a bit, but he thought his cock was actually bigger than normal. His balls felt very full and hung low in his boxers. Jack also seemed less nervous and Jerry noticed that his dick did not seem as big as before. As they strolled the yard, showing the hot tub and pool everybody seemed more at ease. As Jack was checking the plumbing for the sprinkler system and the pool and tub, Sheila asked Jerry to show her the basement. He nervously agreed and they walked in the house. The energy was back and his cock began to grow. Sheila looked more shapely as she had previously. Jerry's dick was growing larger than ever, but he was not erect. It just felt heavy, snaking down his leg. He was very confused by this new growth and as he followed Sheila down the narrow stairway he was trying to maintain his distance so she wouldn't notice. As they reached the floor in the basement she abruptly stopped and he bumped into her backside. His cock touched her ass for just a moment and his heavy balls tightened against his body. He began to feel an erection coming on and Sheila glanced at him over her shoulder, flashing him a knowing smile. This put him at ease, atleast a bit. As he showed her around the basement Jack joined them. Jack's large penis had returned and he appeared flustered again. Sheila noticed Jack's crotch and the strain in the front of his slacks and also she also had a bewildered look on her face like it was unexpected or atleast inappropriate. They both seemed rushed to finish the tour and they moved upstairs, Jack first, then Sheila- Jerry followed with his face at her ass level he began to harden again. At the top of the stairs Jack and Sheila made an excuse about another appointment and quickly made for the door. Jerry barely had a chance to slip them his card and try for a follow-up and they were out the door, almost running to their car and speeding away. Jerry coudn't figure out what was going on, but he was sure his erection had scared them off. By now Jerry's cock and balls were larger than they had ever been and felt like he had to jack off or he would explode. He made his way to the bathroom, struggling to undo his belt and slacks fast enough. He dropped his pants and boxers and a huge cock sprang out. It looked like his cock, but much bigger, his balls too. His average 6" cock was now something like 10 thick inches. He couldn't believe it and he spat some saliva into his hand and began stroking his new dick. It didn't take long and he shot a huge load, probably bigger than he had ever shot, all over the sink and floor. He stood in front of the mirror, pants around his ankles, staring at the biggest dick he had ever seen outside of porn and it was his. Average Jerry was not so average anymore.