Jersey Shore's Pauly D getting closer to showing off his Italian sausage

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I'd rather fuck MY cat, as well...and Kitty Carlisle has been dead for YEARS!

Ugggggggly.

And what a stupid fucking show. These idiots are the Qiana shirts of the 2K10s...
 

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god... he's fugly! i would rather fuck my cat.

yea, bullshit. If a dude with THAT body came up to you and asked if you wanted to rub his abs and pecs and suck his dick, you'd fuckin be ALL OVER that. He's built like a fuckin gay porn star. get real dude.
 

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South Park tackled all things Jersey tonight. Kyle finds out that his mom is originally from New Jersey and he transforms himself into one these guys with the hideous hairdo and shaved eyebrows.

The guy from Jerseylicious (boyfriend to one of the stylists) has the worst hairdo of all these Jersey people. His looks like a take on the Jersey hairdo mixed with Elvis' hairdo from the fifties. He also does that bizarre thing where guys will shave their sideburns off at the temple and continue straight back. It's pretty nasty, especially since I think he would be gorgeous with a normal hairdo.