Jesse James has a big one.

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My man says Jesse James was once married to a very popular porn actress... "so obviously monogamy was never one of his main concerns."

She only did women while they were married. Not sure if he did other women as well. Not saying that makes it monogamous, but a lot people make exceptions for girl/girl.
 
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Even if part of the story is true, it is a shame because Sandra seemed so happy with him (such as when she was talking with Barbara Walters in that special before the Oscars).
 
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QUOTE from Jesse today: "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me." Pic says it all!

Of course he would have to have a big cock. I certainly wouldn't marry him for his face, nor apparently for his intelligence or good character.
 

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Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee Nazi pics: Fetish photos of gal in eye of Bullock-James storm emerge

In my imagination Jesse James has a flabby 6" - 7". After he climaxes he rolls over and says, "hey baby, can you go get me a beer from the fridge?" Jesse James and Joey Buttafuoco are in sexual competition.

Seldom has a recent story made me groan more than the tryst between Jesse James/Wild Bill Hickock/Doc Holliday and the tattooed temptress-or tattooed tramp- Michelle McGee. I mean this cycle slut is far more revolting than his previous wife Janine Lindemulder ever was. Years before Janine was tattoed she had some semblance of a photogenic porn face and body. How this extra-terrestrial creature ever got dance gigs at Pure Platinum down near San Diego Montgomery Field is amazing.

I'll admit it. After Sandra Bullock went on TV, clutching her Oscar, told the world, "all I want now is a hamburger and French fries" I knew those two had real blue collar appeal. No Capital Grille or Morton's steak. Nope, a super double-double Cisco Burger! Of course Jesse James bought the Cisco Burger joint in Long Beach and it's almost adjacent to his West Coast Choppers custom motorcycle shop. Sandra Bullock was giving the little place free Oscar publicity.

We drove over last weekend and had one. A Cisco burger isn't bad, but I'll stick to In-N-Out. :smile:
 

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On a purely physical level, I think he is about as hot as a man can be.

Don't get me wrong. Just because I'm a straight guy doesn't mean I can't admit some other male might have sex appeal. In this case I just can't fathom how Jesse James can generate enough sexual attraction to have intercourse with the swamp monster of Boggy Creek.

By contrast my wife generates enough lubrication to grease a Boeing 747 whenever she sees Chris Jacobs on The Insider. Before Jacobs was thrown in with a bunch of babbling women, he was the host of a car show called Overhaulin'. Now Chris Jacobs I can relate to. He's good looking, six-plus feet tall, a well-built guy who can talk the intricacies of classic Corvettes or new SS Camaros; go from a world of pit row grease monkeys, then trade a pair of jeans for a tux and go to an ESPN sports banquet. And he probably gets more pussy than Tiger Woods. Chris Jacobs is Dom Perignon with balls- I can relate to that aspect of manhood.

If any "garage guy personality" should get people worked up, it should be someone like Chris Jacobs not Jesse James. Photos of Chris Jacobs
 

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Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee Nazi pics: Fetish photos of gal in eye of Bullock-James storm emerge

In my imagination Jesse James has a flabby 6" - 7". After he climaxes he rolls over and says, "hey baby, can you go get me a beer from the fridge?" Jesse James and Joey Buttafuoco are in sexual competition.

Seldom has a recent story made me groan more than the tryst between Jesse James/Wild Bill Hickock/Doc Holliday and the tattooed temptress-or tattooed tramp- Michelle McGee. I mean this cycle slut is far more revolting than his previous wife Janine Lindemulder ever was. Years before Janine was tattoed she had some semblance of a photogenic porn face and body. How this extra-terrestrial creature ever got dance gigs at Pure Platinum down near San Diego Montgomery Field is amazing.

I'll admit it. After Sandra Bullock went on TV, clutching her Oscar, told the world, "all I want now is a hamburger and French fries" I knew those two had real blue collar appeal. No Capital Grille or Morton's steak. Nope, a super double-double Cisco Burger! Of course Jesse James bought the Cisco Burger joint in Long Beach and it's almost adjacent to his West Coast Choppers custom motorcycle shop. Sandra Bullock was giving the little place free Oscar publicity.

We drove over last weekend and had one. A Cisco burger isn't bad, but I'll stick to In-N-Out. :smile:

Help me to understand something... is a flabby 6" - 7" a bad thing? I think those are the ones I refer to as 'spongy' and I'll be a son of a bitch if I don't think they're sexy as hell.
As far as Chris Jacobs goes, Hes a good looking guy but, more of a 'pretty boy'. But to each his own. I think the appeal of Jesse is hes the bad boy. Women/men, love the bad boy. I would be crushed if he didn't have a huge 8-9" uncut, veiny swinging piece of man meat hanging over a nice set of low hangers. Whew, I've got to go now.
 

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Wow, the girl he was fooling around with is... not what I would consider a threat to a woman's marital status. So, now you blokes see why dames get a bit insecure at times? :p
 
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He's a freaky looking man from the get-go. Sandra could have done better than this from the start. Their sudden marriage kind of took me (and Hollywood) by surprise. Sandra would be better off dumping him now. Damn.....she just can't seem to find a faithful man.
 
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I thought everyone knew that Jesse James was hung like garden hoses. I have been hearing that since Sandra Bullock got hitched to him.

It is sad that he cheated on her but let's see if he loses any major sponsors like Tiger Woods did. :rolleyes: He probably won't even go to therapy.
That would assume that Jesse James is a billionaire where the man draw is his excellence and sponsors want to be associated to his image.

I've said this before, Tiger can suck it - his sponsors pay him for his image. They want to associate THEIR product to his excellence at a game. The moment his image slips it affects their bottom line.

Crying foul about what Jesse James gets over Tiger is a flacid argument. Jesse James sponsors are not Tigers Sponsors. Jesse's reasons aren't Tiger's reasons.

Why do men marry if they can't keep it in their pants?
 

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That man is white trash. Sadly, you give him power by talking about him. Why? It is doubtful that any of you will ever have sex with him, of, even ogle his penis, which I doubt is all that big.

A porn star is hardly a credible witness, and, she knows that more people are likely to listen to her if she says that he has a large penis.

While I have not seen, nor care to see his penis, I can say that his brain is small.

Do the world a favor, and, stop discussing this loser!
 

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That man is white trash. Sadly, you give him power by talking about him. Why? It is doubtful that any of you will ever have sex with him, of, even ogle his penis, which I doubt is all that big.

A porn star is hardly a credible witness, and, she knows that more people are likely to listen to her if she says that he has a large penis.

While I have not seen, nor care to see his penis, I can say that his brain is small.

Do the world a favor, and, stop discussing this loser!

My....aren't we hostile to the man.
 

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Don't get me wrong. Just because I'm a straight guy doesn't mean I can't admit some other male might have sex appeal. In this case I just can't fathom how Jesse James can generate enough sexual attraction to have intercourse with the swamp monster of Boggy Creek.

By contrast my wife generates enough lubrication to grease a Boeing 747 whenever she sees Chris Jacobs on The Insider. Before Jacobs was thrown in with a bunch of babbling women, he was the host of a car show called Overhaulin'. Now Chris Jacobs I can relate to. He's good looking, six-plus feet tall, a well-built guy who can talk the intricacies of classic Corvettes or new SS Camaros; go from a world of pit row grease monkeys, then trade a pair of jeans for a tux and go to an ESPN sports banquet. And he probably gets more pussy than Tiger Woods. Chris Jacobs is Dom Perignon with balls- I can relate to that aspect of manhood.

If any "garage guy personality" should get people worked up, it should be someone like Chris Jacobs not Jesse James. Photos of Chris Jacobs


Thank you! I agree I think he is ugly as sin myself.
 

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Wow, the girl he was fooling around with is... not what I would consider a threat to a woman's marital status. So, now you blokes see why dames get a bit insecure at times? :p
That's putting it nicely, anyone he dates after this should force him to undergo a couple rounds of antibiotics before they even think about sleeping with him. I mean, that chick is just nasty, I felt like getting some penicillin after looking at her picture.
 

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That would assume that Jesse James is a billionaire where the man draw is his excellence and sponsors want to be associated to his image.

Or maybe Caucasian celebs can get away with cheating and not lose sponsors. Britney Spears can fuck up a wedding for a hot minute before she texts a groom that he is getting a pink slip. She didn't get ditched from her label for her loose marital bullshit. (I really don't give a fuck about her relationships...I just used her as an example.)

I've said this before, Tiger can suck it - his sponsors pay him for his image. They want to associate THEIR product to his excellence at a game. The moment his image slips it affects their bottom line.

Gurlfriend...you are bullshitting. Since when does the game of muthafucking golf has to do with marital infidelity? What does marital infidelity have to do with losing corporate sponsors? If that is the rule of the game...priests should have those corporate sponsors. Who could have corporate sponsors that righteous?

Crying foul about what Jesse James gets over Tiger is a flacid argument. Jesse James sponsors are not Tigers Sponsors. Jesse's reasons aren't Tiger's reasons.

Whatever the fucking reasons may be:rolleyes:...the rules don't apply when a Caucasian celeb gets busted for cheating. You may consider it a flaccid defense but you are entitled to think so. I disagree. Jesse James isn't gonna lose any fucking sponsors over his infidelity.

Why do men marry if they can't keep it in their pants?

The real question should be: When anyone is considering marriage, why aren't people really looking at it from the divorce end? In other words, half of all marriages end in divorce...why are people divorcing? Is it over money? Is it because they felt they were pressured into marrying soon? Etcetera.
What makes a marriage last? How could one make a marriage last?


I don't even know the answers. I do know that I cannot give too much faith in an institution that seems destined to fail. Yeah, I know but...

Why do men marry if they can't keep it in their pants?


Men want new things. They want to feel desired by other people. I am only using my ex as an example. He wanted someone new. And I couldn't do a damn thing about it. Sad...but true.
I couldn't make him stay as he strayed a long time ago.

Analogy: I know men who trade in vehicles for new ones. I know women who buy new shoes and new dresses because they tire of the old ones they have.

I do wish that I knew the answer to keeping someone. I have been totally successful at failing in that. I couldn't keep that guy from fucking someone else. But I do know that he isn't putting me through anymore stupid shit. I know that much. I am really happy for that.
 
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