JESSE METCALFE's Gone to Hell

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  1. MichiganRico

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    Well...maybe not hell...more like purgatory, perhaps. This guy had the world of Hollywood at his feet (and more than a few gay guys on their knees). And he blew it. Bad behavior (translate as douchebag behavior), bad movie choices, bad management, bad tatts, bad personal trainer, bad habits--booze, drugs (which are only bad when they're isolated from rock & roll). Such a waste of what was--and could be again--such a beautiful man. Remember him and Eva Longoria together for the first time <sigh, sigh, sigh...followed by instant wood>?


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    Would it make me a hypocrite if I said that I still so want to do him?
     
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    Geez, rico ... from what you said, I expected an obese ship wreck.
    He's not that bad.
    Could lose 15 pounds, I spoze.
     
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    wow! he's not (physically) where he sue to be... but i'd love to have and do that!
     
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    If it's an obese shipwreck you want, have at it (lol) ....
     

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    Nah, nah, nah, rico ... that's just a corpulent motor launch.
    (Gettin' closer, though.:cool:)
     
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    Are you kidding? I was just imagining licking and squeezing those meaty tits and i have a huge hardon right now!
     
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    Jesse is still hot! LOL! He's always been one of those guys that struck me as in the closet too.
     
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    Love the chest hair and goatee, but he looks better with his clothes on now. I'd still do him though. Can't say I like the tat, but at least he's not covered with them - yet.
     
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    90% of american men his age wish they could look as good as he does. He did have everything going for him... too bad.
     
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    is that 'k-fed'?!

    how sad....
     
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    I wonder when he's due
     
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    Beefed up is OK, sad he has fallen victim to the curse of the tattoo fairy.
     
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    All the ink ads a layer of cheese...but as far as the rest...WOOLF!! :eek:mfg: :biggrin1:

    Just my pref, but im not into the man-child build/look thing...gimmie a lil something to grab onto :cool:...i like the smooth and svelte look on the ladies...not men.
     
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    I've got something you can grab. :laughing:
     
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    Brilliant! "curse of the tattoo fairy" ... yes it's a bit much.

    I've never really considered the fellow hot particularly even during his Desperate Housewives stint.
     
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    I think he looks hot :) tat is a lil much tho..but beefy is great! :)
     
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    Please!! How many of us look(ed) or will look that bad at his age?
     
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    But remember the good 'ole days?
     

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    he's always had slight moobs, which can be hot on someone in shape
     
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    Ditto OC, love some beff and body hair on a man. Makes him more "normal."
    Would never kick Jesse out of my bed!
    :tongue:
    BTW, tats don't bother me, just think of them as more places to spend more time licking. :biggrin1:
     
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