Jessica Simpson's dog was taken by a coyote

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what i don't understand is why she posted a reward on Twitter...

last i checked, Coyotes do not have twitter accounts :confused:

(unless the coyote that snatched the dog was on roller blades with an ACME rocket strapped to his back when he grabbed her)
 

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Omg, this is so terrible, and I feel bad for the poor doggy, but, seriously, how stupid does this girl have to get ?!?!?! If she saw the coyote take the dog, I'm sorry, it's gone.
 

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Not so fast, Flashy.
Twitter is a beeeg thang in the coyote metrosexual set.
This is the most speciesist thang I've ever heard you say.
I'm appalled, frankly, man.:cool:

everyone knows coyotes do not twitter....it has been known for weeks now.