Jessica Simpson's dog was taken by a coyote

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  1. Flashy

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    what i don't understand is why she posted a reward on Twitter...

    last i checked, Coyotes do not have twitter accounts :confused:

    (unless the coyote that snatched the dog was on roller blades with an ACME rocket strapped to his back when he grabbed her)
     
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    Omg, this is so terrible, and I feel bad for the poor doggy, but, seriously, how stupid does this girl have to get ?!?!?! If she saw the coyote take the dog, I'm sorry, it's gone.
     
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    Not so fast, Flashy.
    Twitter is a beeeg thang in the coyote metrosexual set.
    This is the most speciesist thang I've ever heard you say.
    I'm appalled, frankly, man.:cool:
     
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    everyone knows coyotes do not twitter....it has been known for weeks now.
     
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    Man, you hang out with the wrong coyotes.
     
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    Can't JSimp get anything to stick by her?
     
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    The fact that she somehow thinks she will see this dog again is SAD. The dog was dinner 5 minutes after it was eaten.
     
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