The lord works in mysterious ways: Holy smoke: Bank worker saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan "When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon. The 22-year-old was 'miraculously' woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob. While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...vine-intervention-finds-Jesus-frying-pan.html
Jesus is gay?! I had no idea, guess maybe that explains his not being married when he left us. First he's in bacon, now I find he's into men, what next??
Of all the pics I've seen of 'faces' in storm clouds, grilled cheese sandwiches, burned wallpaper and whatnot ... that has to be one of the eeriest.
Where is Jesus when you really need him? All up in the bacon grease, keeping it from blazing up the place.
I'm going to borrow that line the next time I run into the Jews for Jesus people in the subway! Thanks you made my day!