Jesus in a Frying Pan!

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  1. Industrialsize

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    The lord works in mysterious ways:
    Holy smoke: Bank worker saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan

    "When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.
    The 22-year-old was 'miraculously' woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.
    While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him."
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    #1 Industrialsize, Mar 11, 2010
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    Repent ye sinners, lest your soul be fried with non virgin oil....
     
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  3. Northland

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    I thought they always said Jesus was Jewish, what was he doing in bacon? :confused:
     
    #3 Northland, Mar 11, 2010
  4. D_Jared Padalicki

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    People are so easy... :rolleyes:
    And in my opinion... Those eyes of Jesus are fucking scary!!!
     
    #4 D_Jared Padalicki, Mar 11, 2010
  5. B_Hickboy

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    For you, they would be. But Jesus loves your ass all the same.
     
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  6. Northland

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    Jesus is gay?! I had no idea, guess maybe that explains his not being married when he left us.


    First he's in bacon, now I find he's into men, what next??
     
    #6 Northland, Mar 11, 2010
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    Pan worshipers, damn them all to hell.
     
    #7 B_Hickboy, Mar 11, 2010
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    Of all the pics I've seen of 'faces' in storm clouds, grilled cheese sandwiches, burned wallpaper and whatnot ... that has to be one of the eeriest.
     
    #8 D_Gunther Snotpole, Mar 11, 2010
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    I dunno, it looked like Frank Zappa to me.
     
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    Looked like Leonardo da Vinci to me.
     
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    Not bad, not bad ... neither of them.
     
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    Where is Jesus when you really need him? All up in the bacon grease, keeping it from blazing up the place.
     
    #12 D_Portelay Porquesword, Mar 11, 2010
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    Mmm . . . fried Jebus!
     
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    I quite liked Mary in the piece of toast that time...
     
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    My barbecue looks like an HR Giger fuck scene.
     
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    Jesus loves me, but I just want to be friends.....
     
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    I'm going to borrow that line the next time I run into the Jews for Jesus people in the subway! Thanks you made my day!
     
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    LOL! Good one!
     
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