Jesus Is Watching You!

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    One night a thief broke into a home and as he made his way across the room he heard a faint voice say Jesus is watching you.
    He looked around the room expecting to see someone but found nothing, must be a case of nerves he mumbled to himself.
    Having found a very nice stereo system to steal just as he reached for it again he heard the faint voice Jesus is watching you. This time he turned his flashlight on and scanned the room and sitting in the corner atop his perch sat a parrot. Did you say that asked the thief? Yes I did replied the parrot. What is your name asked the thief? Moses replied the parrot. What kind of person names their parrot Moses asked the thief? The same kind of person that names their rottweiler Jesus!

    Merry Christmas everyone!
     
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    Haha, wicked.
     
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