"Jesus, my huge penis is humongous!"

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  1. Imported

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    Aspyer: Christ is it big.:eek: I'd ask for your support, but I got enough as is. I'm a human tripod. A stallion on skates, if you will.;)
     
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    Did you want a cookie or somethin'?
     
  3. Imported

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    Late_Bloomer: GOOD LORD MY PAENIS R HUG ROFLMASO HAHAHAAWAAW

    shut up
     
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    Well, if you just woke up this morning and there it was, congratulations and welcome to the endowed man fraternity.

    If, on the other hand, it has been your constant companion for some time, you should be used to it by now.

    Maybe posting your stats to the Hall of Fame is in order? Or perhaps on reading the HOF your ego will deflate?

    At any rate, coming to LPSG and bragging about a big schlong is like going to Disney World with a collection of mice.

    ;)

    Pecker
     
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    MichaelWith11: LOL!

    Great line about Disney World, Pecker!
     
  6. Imported

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    queenie: [quote author=bilbobagginsx link=board=meetgreet;num=1038116559;start=0#3 date=11/24/02 at 06:17:40]Maybe posting your stats to the Hall of Fame is in order?  Or perhaps on reading the HOF your ego will deflate?[/quote]Chances are his ego would not be the only thing to deflate upon reading the HOF....
     
  7. Imported

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    HUMONGOUS: [quote author=Aspyer link=board=meetgreet;num=1038116559;start=0#0 date=11/23/02 at 21:42:39]Christ is it big.:eek:  I'd ask for your support, but I got enough as is.  I'm a human tripod.  A stallion on skates, if you will.;)[/quote]
    would you oblige us with some stats or have you skated into oblivion :p :-[ ::) :)
     
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    unless you have something unusual with your penis, you are not going to impress anyone here. Even if you claim to be 20" long and as big around as a soda can, we have heard it all. Be an adult and stop tooting your own horn (even if you can)
     
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    ish789: "My camera needs a tripod"

    Awww to bad its to small.
     
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