Well, if you just woke up this morning and there it was, congratulations and welcome to the endowed man fraternity.
If, on the other hand, it has been your constant companion for some time, you should be used to it by now.
Maybe posting your stats to the Hall of Fame is in order? Or perhaps on reading the HOF your ego will deflate?
At any rate, coming to LPSG and bragging about a big schlong is like going to Disney World with a collection of mice.
Pecker