Jesus reschedules - Whew!

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  1. arkfarmbear

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    I've been in a funk because I was not lifted up to meet Jesus in the skies last month. Obviously I (and everyone else I know) had been left behind.
    Much to my relief I'm now hearing that the charlatan who made the previous declaration is saying Jesus has rescheduled for later this Fall.
    Whew!!
     
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    I mean everyone's schedule gets moved around a lot these days, often at the last minute. To be expected. Just stay in touch with His executive assistant.
     
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    Umm, long haired fellow from the Middle East with a beard and socialist ideology? He did have a chance. As soon as he landed he was scooped up by homeland security and trundled off to Git Mo. Wait 'till they see his water boarding trick!
     
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    hahahahahahaha...
     
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    I have no respect for people who can't be on time.
     
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    If you are referring to Harold Camping, I have a feeling he will be
    rescheduling then.:rolleyes:
     
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    Harold Camping has been rescheduling since 1994, I'm beginning to think something's awry...
     
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    I wish there was a button here permitting us to "favorite" certain posts so that we could see them in a list of posts we individually find awesome. This post would be on my list, for sure.
     
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    T has a lot of wisdom!!! And his dicky is a chubby! :redface:
     
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    To be fair, I don't recall the J man ever doing an Arnie and promising a sequel. I mean, the first visit didn't end that well on a personal level. Note to self, must revisit this place. I don't think so :wink:.
     
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    checking Witch's datebook ........ humm ......... Oct. , sorry can't make it, have a bitching halloween party that day
     
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    Same thing would happen today, too. He would make a beeline for a gay bar or a crack house or wherever people are disenfranchised. Then he would be rounded up by the police in a state where fundamentalist Christians have voted in public officials who are "tough on crime".

    Or he will be rounded up because he was homeless and was talking on the street about how if people followed him, sons would be against fathers and daughters against mothers (Luke 12:13). They would get him on some charge related to undermining "family values".
     
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    It just wouldn't be the same without you being there, have fun anyway.:biggrin1:
     
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