Jesus returns in a few days

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I wish this was true just for the public holiday and day off work :dance:

 

[Calboner]

Demonstrator's sign: "The sun will explode in 5 billion years. Repent to Stephen Hawking now!!" (Source)

 

[molotovmuffin]

Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Go the V-neck - J-Boy's always struck me as a breast man.

The black dress it is...that way I'm covered.... if he's a breast man or leg man...it works!! Thanks for the tips...

I hope Moses doesn't come back - last time I saw him, he left me with a burning bush.....

BWAHAHAHAHA! and he left his sandals under my bed, too!!

 

[midlifebear]

Just in case he really does show up, should we all chip in and buy him a sheet cake?

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Just in case he really does show up, should we all chip in and buy him a sheet cake?

What would it say?? "Welcome Back, Master?"
or "What the hell took you so long??"

 

[uncut_1234]

hes coming to take our foreskins!

 

[parr]

Looks like has a lot of fans. Can't ask for a better welcoming comittee. :biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

I DO believe the end times are upon us.

You just say that because Dr. Honeydew keeps setting you on fire.

 

[luka82]

Is he here, yet?

 

[B_jdunhill]

He's been on my couch for weeks now. Smoked all my weed, and ate every butterfinger for miles. Would one of you come pick this bum up please?

 

[parr]

He's been on my couch for weeks now. Smoked all my weed, and ate every butterfinger for miles. Would one of you come pick this bum up please?

You're all heart.:biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Looks like has a lot of fans. Can't ask for a better welcoming comittee. :biggrin1:

I dunno. Some of those fuckers have drifted off the message over the years and gotten some weird ideas.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Rumor has it he may make a surprise visit to pappy on, God, The Devil and Bob.

 

[rbkwp]

n lpsg


WELCOME


glad he is comming back in my lifetime, hope he is forgiving and grants me an audience
wanna see if he really is Black as purported by some, or was that his Father
mmmmmm confused as ever...

 

[ColoradoGuy]

Just in case he really does show up, should we all chip in and buy him a sheet cake?

I think cupcakes are more the trend these days... and buy enough for everybody -- you don't want to have to ask for a miracle just because you read somewhere he was great at stretching food supplies.

 

[witch]

fish cupcakes ??????? I'll pass thank you

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

bring some barrels of water so we can have plenty of wine........

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I'm checking out for the summer, but I think I'll come back sometime on the 22nd to see who all was left behind with me.........

 

[RideRocket]

Ummm... does anyone know what time zone he's supposed to arrive on the 21st? Depending on where he shows up, some of us may miss it by a day. Wouldn't want that to happen after all this waiting.