Jesus returns in a few days

[B_Hickboy]

Awp! Something's come up. Twenty-second is no good for me. How about 10AM on the twenty-third?

 

[witch]

hummmmmmm what does one wear for the end of the world ..........


I'm going for comfort, jeans and a t-shirt with a snarky saying

 

[CFConor]

Love this thread! You guys rock, nobody gets religion jokes in non-english european countries... and Ireland.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Ummm... does anyone know what time zone he's supposed to arrive on the 21st? Depending on where he shows up, some of us may miss it by a day. Wouldn't want that to happen after all this waiting.

I would guess he's kinda like Sant Claus, St. Nick, Sinder Klaus, Kris Kringle (whatever you call him) .... He'll show up on the 21st... and midnight just seems like such a good time for 'all hell to break loose"....or rather "all heaven"... :tongue:

 

[parr]

hummmmmmm what does one wear for the end of the world ..........


I'm going for comfort, jeans and a t-shirt with a snarky saying

Don't forget to have you're "broom" washed and waxed that would be
more appropriate.:biggrin1:

 

[RideRocket]

I would guess he's kinda like Sant Claus, St. Nick, Sinder Klaus, Kris Kringle (whatever you call him) .... He'll show up on the 21st... and midnight just seems like such a good time for 'all hell to break loose"....or rather "all heaven"... :tongue:

Does that mean I have to leave my shoes outside my door? Might as well leave my clothes outside the door too.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Love this thread! You guys rock, nobody gets religion jokes in non-english european countries... and Ireland.

Fuck off, Chief!

 

[witch]

Don't forget to have you're "broom" washed and waxed that would be
more appropriate.:biggrin1:

:smile: excellent idea .... and ...... any who change their mind about joining the " Rapture " I can beat to death with it


I'm sure the Goddess will wavier The Rule of Three:biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

Love this thread! You guys rock, nobody gets religion jokes in non-english european countries... and Ireland.

Wait a minute: are you saying that nobody gets religion jokes in Ireland? Jimmy Joyce ("Hail Mary, full of grease, the Lard be with thee") would turn in his grave if he heard that.

 

[luka82]

Is he here, yet?

 

[Calboner]

Is he here, yet?

If you would look at the calendar instead of doing headstands, you would see that it is not yet May 21!

 

[molotovmuffin]

Is he here, yet?

Patience dear Panda...patience. We've waited 2000yrs...what's a few more days.:wink:

 

[B_Hickboy]

YouTube - The Who - Two Thousand Years - London 2008 (3)

Nobody's perfect, not even a perfect snake.

 

[JacobFox]

Damn, that's the day my mom and sister are taking me to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday and renting a tea room for me. He just HAD to pick that day. I hope I get my sushi first.

 

[parr]

:smile: excellent idea .... and ...... any who change their mind about joining the " Rapture " I can beat to death with it


I'm sure the Goddess will wavier The Rule of Three:biggrin1:

What is the "Rule of Three" since you can count that high.:biggrin1:

 

[witch]

What is the "Rule of Three" since you can count that high.:biggrin1:

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:


whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times


now Hickboys rule of three may be a little different ........ three beers, something, something, then a heart felt fuck you, followed by three more beers :wink::biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:


whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times


now Hickboys rule of three may be a little different ........ three beers, something, something, then a heart felt fuck you, followed by three more beers :wink::biggrin1:

No, my 'rule of three', if you want to call it that, is a simple matter of 'as you sow, so shall you reap'. The multiples are determined by a power greater than me. But what you feed will definitely grow.

BTW, a minor point: It's "fuck off". "Fuck you" is vulgar. :biggrin1:

 

[witch]

A thousand pardons good Sir for misquoting, I shall try to do better ……….. Sigh, no cookies for me.

 

[Calboner]

BTW, a minor point: It's "fuck off". "Fuck you" is vulgar. :biggrin1:

Hear Billy Connolly tell it.

 

[willow78]

fish cupcakes ??????? I'll pass thank you

If 'fish cupcakes' means what I think it does, I'll pass too. :biggrin1: