Jesus returns in a few days

[B_VinylBoy]

I'm currently working on an exclusive mixtape for the pending rapture on my iPod Touch.
Is it wrong of me to include Europe's "The Final Countdown" to the playlist?

 

[deleted213967]

Any word from Camping about the time zone issue?

The book of Revelation is somewhat spotty about the topic.

 

[Calboner]

Any word from Camping about the time zone issue?

The book of Revelation is somewhat spotty about the topic.

From Jason Boyett, O Me of Little Faith, "21 Things You Should Know About Harold Camping":

The May 21 events will kick off with a worldwide earthquake which starts at 6 pm at the International Date Line and rolls through every single time zone on the planet, every hour on the hour at 6 pm. Totally not making that up. This comes from Camping’s reading of Jeremiah 25:32 about disaster spreading from “nation to nation.” He gets the earthquake part from Revelation 16:18. Not sure where the 6 pm comes from, but that’s what he says.

The whole page is pretty instructive. Another extract:

Harold Camping won’t apologize for his wrong prediction once May 22 rolls around. Most likely he will say that, because of his efforts — and the efforts of his followers — to warn the world of the May 21 event, God has chosen to withhold his judgment for now. And not long after that, Camping will recalculate and announce a new date.

 

[parr]

A friend told me there is a new claim by some Christian preacher who is claiming that Jesus is returning later this month. Stay away from your local cemetary unless you want to be eating dirt as graves fly open when the chosen take flight to meet him in the air.
I don't mean to be belittling or mocking Christianity. I've been a Christian for 4 decades. Long ago I stopped making my plans around believing such predictions. Obviously they were incorrect or, if accurate, I was left behind.

I MUST SAY THAT THIS IS A VERY ENTERTAINING THREAD.:biggrin1:

 

[rbkwp]

The world has not crapped out from 6am this am, bloody STUPID American Fanatical religious NUTs
Dont know how those idiot asshole types can live with themselves when there predictions are proven wrong
6am NZ 21/05/11
and us heathens are still all here being punished for living, admittedly have not checked to see if my Christian friends have been Teleported up to Heaven
(not that Heaven exists according to the wheelchair guy/no offence, forgot his name - like the Black hole that was, and is now not?)
ALL surface stuff, dont sweat it Perfects.

 

[B_Hickboy]

The world has not crapped out from 6am this am, bloody STUPID American Fanatical religious NUTs
Dont know how those idiot asshole types can live with themselves when there predictions are proven wrong
6am NZ 21/05/11
and us heathens are still all here being punished for living, admittedly have not checked to see if my Christian friends have been Teleported up to Heaven
(not that Heaven exists according to the wheelchair Poguy/no offence, forgot his name - like the Black hole that was, and is now not?)
ALL surface stuff, dont sweat it Perfects.

Dude, you oughtta get that checked!

 

[hifzija]

In my country, 21.May.2011.starts in one hour.
Is it time to say GoodBye, my friends. I do not want.

 

[Calboner]

Dude, you oughtta get that checked!

Checked and balanced.

 

[catman]

YouTube - ‪Europe - The Final Countdown‬‏

 

[molotovmuffin]

Here's the Rapture you've all been waiting on...it already happened.

 

[august86]

Dying right now would really suck... :disappointed: #just saying

And which 6pm were they talking about? coz, suddenly USA's timezone looks like a good one to be in... Aussies need to move, fast lol.

 

[Calboner]

Dying right now would really suck... :disappointed: #just saying

And which 6pm were they talking about? coz, suddenly USA's timezone looks like a good one to be in... Aussies need to move, fast lol.

See above, post no. 143.

 

[nudeyorker]

Oh well! I guess Ms Fancy with be the only one who cares but I have a new outfit, my hair has been cut and highlighted, I had a manicure and a pedicure and I made feast fit for a king. Time to go admire myself in the mirror and put dinner on the table.

 

[willow78]

I bet he turns up while I'm in the middle of dinner - HOW RUDE!

Here's the Rapture you've all been waiting on...it already happened.

LOL!

 

[Calboner]

How God is managing the 2011 rapture - The Oatmeal

 

[ManofThunder]

How God is managing the 2011 rapture - The Oatmeal

:tongue: Fantastic!

 

[rawbone8]

I'm Ready
For The
Rupture!
​

All those fucking T-Shirts I ordered from China with that fucking typo are now looking quite saleable after all.

 

[The Dragon]

I'm Ready
For the
Rupture!
​

All those fucking T-Shirts I ordered from China with that fucking typo are now looking quite saleable after all.

I'll give you rupture..and how Mister!:tongue:

 

[rawbone8]

I'll give you rupture..and how Mister!:tongue:

With you it would be more like massive erupture! :smileeek:

 

[The Dragon]

With you it would be more like massive erupture! :smileeek:

Hhaha...OUCH! That sounds like something that's gunna need an icepack and some strategically placed sutures.:tongue: