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greek18 said:
After having read through all the comments on my statement I feel that I must respond to my fellow members....
Seeing as you were so kind as to mention this "wise philosopher" twice ... a note for the record, I may well be a philosopher, but that doesn't bestow me with any particular wisdom, just a more verbose vocabulary :rolleyes: ... I shall offer three brief responses.

1) the internet allows people to be much more direct and confrontational than they would probably be in real life. Therefore it's often necessary to read things online in a less-emotional way than if it were someone saying the same thing to your face. Even though people get genuinely upset; one of those contradictions of our uncertainty as to where the emotional divide exists between the "virtual" and the "real"... this strange new realm that is still a novel experience for humans.

2) do not forget that there is a mood of extreme dissatisfaction among many in the US and elsewhere right now that their freedoms are being eroded during the Bushite-Blairist era. Thus you should perhaps be unsurprised if they respond with venom when they see one member of their "community" online seeking to instigate censorship of free speech as well.

3) as I have indicated through postings on this thread already, I believe that there is a long history of seeking to eroticize the figure of Jesus through representation, whether in terms of rendering him an epitome of contemporary ideals of beauty, or by masking his genitals on near-naked representations in such a way that their over-present absence makes them appear conversely overly present and an object of fetish beneath the thin material that (only just) conceals them. Thus, as "immoral" as this thread might seem, I think it is merely a more explicit way of alluding to something that has been an unspoken - yet clearly-referenced - attribute of Jesus in representation for hundreds of years; rendering him as a barely-clad sex symbol rather than in a realist fashion, with his omnipotence made tangible in terms of human sexuality also.
 

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horribleperson said:
i bet jesus had the biggest cock on earth

how else do you think he got people to follow him around???

im gonna say it was at least 15inches long and 10inches around

Oh, well then, that's proof Jesus was Black....

:biggrin1:

>Inkubus then ran, very far away, and hid.......:eek:uttahere: <
 

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I'll interject, since I have no religion.

Son of god. Hung like a god.

Makes sense if it were true. But it isn't.
 

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greek18: I make no apology. You say you're wasting your time here. If you think you have something better to do, something less offensive to read, by all means go do and experience better. Life is too short to feel like you're wasting your time. But if you enjoy being a martyr, and want to feel beleagered, and as though your time were being wasted, at least leave the rest of us out of your misery. Either you want to be here, or you don't. You have a right to be here. But no one forces you to invoke that right. You're comfortable? Stay. You're not? Be gone. Those that will miss your input will IM you, and the rest of us will continue to discuss controversy with humor and intelligence (and typos!).
 
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From an art historical point of view, in the Roman, Medieval, Byzantine and Renaissance traditions, Jesus was shown as an ideal man, following on from male ideals from Classical art, complete with abs in some cases. He has only more recently been shown as a neutered Nordic anorexic.

But isn't there something strangely compelling about a naked guy on a cross? Or naked Nordics for that matter? Why can't we agree that our idea of Jesus can reflect our ideal man complete with cock? And there is little bit of Jesus in all of us after all, isn't there? Is it just that some guys would like to meditate on the possiblity that they could have alot more of Jesus in them?
 
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Jesus had to have had a large cock. For someone to go through all that He went through.
Penis envy...look at what happened to Rasputin. Martin Luther King Jr.. Gandhi. John F. Kennedy. All those men--big dicks. Men who have a heart, a non violent stance, big penis, lots of attention from women. People get jealous. Bang. Bang. Dead.

 

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Mr. Pookie said:
How big do you think Jesus' cock was? He was an ordinary kind of dude right? But somehow 6 inches just doesn't seem to cut it. I mean, can you imagine a dude with a 10 inch dick peeing next to Jesus and laughing at him? Jesus had to have been the biggest ever. But wouldn't we have heard about that? I mean, surely that would have been the easiest of the miracles to validate. Walking on water? Not now. Raising the dead? Maybe later. The cock? Here it is! But since there is no record, despite Paul being a renown homosexual pervert, we have to assume Jesus was 6 inches or less.

Check your scriptures, Paul never knew Jesus.
 

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ToxicNarcotic18 said:
this is one of the coolest questions ive ever seen on here, i hope alot of people get offended.
but anyways if jesus was real(which he wasnt) i doubt it would be anything special

NOT TRUE!......I actually went to highschool with a dude named Jesus, He was from mexico coincidentially.
 

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Man, if they have Rasputin's penis in a jar somewhere in some Russian museum. Somebody has Jesus' penis. The DaVinci Code'll lead you to it. The Vatican probably has it and aren't forthcoming with it.
 

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BronxBombshell said:
... I think he would have been small or average. He came down humble, was homeless, he rolled with opinionated women and let them teach. He had to have been ridiculed for that. I don't think God cares if you laugh at Him. He's gonna get the last laugh in the end, right?
What is even more hilarious is that daddy/God was obssessed with a certain part of the penis.:tongue: See my entire post at the link below:

http://www.lpsg.org/512296-post47.html

dreamer20 said:
The practice of circumcision shows that the cult of Yahweh/ Baal Peor was a Phallic cult . It represented a sacrifice of part of the male's most prized possession to the deity.
Thanks for showing me this thread greek18.:wink: