Jewish guys hung?

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I saw a comment somewhere on here about Jewish guys being hung and I just wanted to share my story/experience:

I have come to find out the size of 3 of my Jewish friends' cocks, and they're all big apparently. These are 3 different random Jewish guys that I met at different times in my life so maybe there's something to this??

The first one I heard about from another friend. He told me that our friend Dave had bragged to him once about being 8 inches. Some time after hearing that story, I happened to be at Dave's house when he was changing, and he DID have a big thick flaccid bulge in his tighty whities so I believe him.

The 2nd guy (also named Dave) has a 9 inch penis. Before I found out the measurement though, I had clearly seen his very long flaccid cock outlined in tight jeans for a 70's Halloween costume. One day, the topic of penis size came up in our group of friends, and thats when he told us he had 9 inches.

With the 3rd guy, named Joel, one day we were joking about womens clothing, and I said something about him being a "Size 12 in womens". He said, "No, I'm a Size 8 in men's" and he motioned to his cock. So that's how I found out he has 8 inches.

I just find it interesting that the 3 Jewish guys that I happened to find out about are all larger than average. Anyone else have any similar stories?
 

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I had a handsome married Jewish massage client for 20 years who had a solid 7". The sex was great. He never said Jesus, though, when he fed me his load;-) There are several well hung Jewish porn stars . I find Jews to be on par with European Caucasians as far as the cock sizes I've seen on them over the years and I've had many Jewish clients. The hottest was a young married Israeli with at least 8 inches, many moons ago. My favorite Jewish porn star was Spencer Fox, seen below. He had drug issues, but always was a solid performer and so handsome!!!!! unnamed.jpg
 

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I was FWBs with an older Israeli guy for awhile in college and he has the THICKEST (not longest at about 7" hard, but genuinely Red Bull can thick and he's the longest shower I've ever seen in person bc it was still 6" soft) cock I've ever seen and he said Jewish guys with huge cocks are usually gay or bi bc Jewish women aren't really into size. Can't confirm that, but yeah all of his friends and his brothers are big too and he said he remembered his dad's cock also being really long
 
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I'm Jewish, hairy and muscular and fit the pattern. The longest thickest cock I've ever seen was on a hairy muscular Jew. This is my theory:

Jewish guys with a muscular build (mesomorph body type) and hairy chests tend to have thicker longer cocks more than not. Usually a lot of body hair too. Mesomorphs with smooth chests have thicker than average cocks but not longer. Ectomorphs (tall and thin) Jewish guys, hairy or not, often have longer and thicker cocks too. Every Jewish guy I know with an endomorph body type (shorter and rounder) has a smaller cock.

I think that when Jews were slaves, stronger more "virile" men were valued more based on the perceived work they could do. Hairy mesomorphs fit this stereotype. It's not a stretch to think that bigger cocks were correlated with more virility as well. Being tall was a similar positive quality. As these groups of slaves inter-bred, the traits of hairy hung mesomorphs would become more common. It also explains why these traits wouldn't be as clustered in the general population.

Find a hairy chested muscular Jew, and you are likely to find a big cock. My theory holds up pretty well based on a lot of experience.
 

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what's the crack about us being racist Zionists for? That's a racist statement, and if it's meant to be funny ...well, it isn't.

If only I could find a sweet, hung, uncircumcised Jewish lad.

Maybe he'd be a doctor?... He makes nice with his mother and father?... Isn't a right-wing, racist Zionist?

Oy vey... I ask for too much.
 

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It’s like any other group of people. There are some big ones, some small ones, and plenty of average ones. Jewish people come in every shape, size, and skin color. I didn’t realize that we were so fetishized.
 

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All Jewish men I have been with have been average and above. They all rocked in bed and I liked they had the natural pubes going on!
I met with this Jewish guy in a London steam baths who was hung like a stallion, nice bush as well, got me to take him all the way by going slow and then filling me. After he asked if I liked threesomes so said yes, lusting after more of his cock. So we arranged for the following week. I was almost wetting myself with anticipation when he introduced me to this lad about 20 years younger than he was. One look under his towel and fuck, another horse cock. They took it in turns and as I was the filling in the sandwich b y the fourth fuck I was filled to the brim. After, just about being able to hold they mixed spunk in the guy I met first said this is my son...
We had a double date every Thursday for about three months, eventually I could accommodate them easily.
They come in among the five biggest cocks I have felt/had/seen, beautifully shaped torpedo's
 

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Well, the guy's dick certainly looks like a Jewish one, but the only way to be certain is to find out if he will eat a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise. That's the true test for tribal membership.
 

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from my experience, the jewish guys i've been with have all been pleasantly average if not a little smaller than.... since i'm an oral only kind of guy, i find jewish penises to be some of the most enjoyable to handle and suck on.... i also think jewish guys are some of the most sensual people, and also some of the best kissers....

but like i say: that's just been in my experience....