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I know the chances of even meeting a Jewish woman on here is slim, but does anyone have any help with finding one and how to talk to her/what to say?
 

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Go to the mall. They have ridiculously beautiful women straight from isreal with accents and everything trying to get you to buy nail kits for your mom! Those crafty she-devils got me to buy some of their stuff. In my defense the stuff works really well lolz.

But yea, I've seen them at a few different malls and all of them were drop dead gorgeous! lolz.
 

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Try going to the Diamond District of Manhattan.

If you want to turn her on, tell her that you're willing to convert.
 

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Wow, you really have your work cut out for you! I have friends who have used www.JDate.com. In the meantime since you are college age why not date whats there? Then when you graduate in a couple of years research demographics and move someplace that is more friendly to the chosen people.
 

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I could find Jewish women here, but I don't know how to approach a Jewish woman, the humor route sounds good though.
 

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I could find Jewish women here, but I don't know how to approach a Jewish woman, the humor route sounds good though.[/quote
:confused: What do you mean you don't know how to approach a Jewish woman? Approach her the same way you would any other woman, she's not an alien. :rolleyes: :duh: And unless I misunderstood, you are Jewish. So already you have a common ground on which to base conversation.

Ask her how many times she got to be Queen Esther in the Purim Pageant? Ask where the best Kosher Deli is.


I strongly suggest you join the Jewish Community Center of Boulder. I'm sure there is some Bubbe with a sweet, young granddaughter at the University that would be perfect for you. Trust me those places are a great way to network. As a matter of fact there is a Chanukah concert tomorrow afternoon at 5 PM, you should go and check out the facility.
 

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I'm not frum or frei. I mean, I could go to temple more, but who couldn't. It just I don't want to spend the money if I'm not going to go. I would go to the concert, but I have finals stuff to do. And trying to pick up women in temple seems kinda skeevy. I might start going to more things hosted by Hillel, though.

My Nana always told me to go for a nice Jewish woman.
 

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Go to the mall. They have ridiculously beautiful women straight from isreal with accents and everything trying to get you to buy nail kits for your mom! Those crafty she-devils got me to buy some of their stuff. In my defense the stuff works really well lolz.

But yea, I've seen them at a few different malls and all of them were drop dead gorgeous! lolz.

Hey, I was set upon by a siren like that at a mall. She was trying to get me to buy skin care products for a "special lady" or, failing that, for myself. But in my case she was Latin American! (And, damn, she made it hard to say no!)
 

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I could find Jewish women here, but I don't know how to approach a Jewish woman, the humor route sounds good though.


Trentster, try asking ladies out to dinner. Dinner is a non-pressure environment (that is if you like to talk - I do!) Then go from there. Just do a nice restaurant.
 

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It really is that first saying 'Hi' that makes it hard for me. Also, there are NO malls in Boulder. Well, the 29th street mall just opened, but it's more like a fancy strip mall than a mall.
 

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Friday night services, oneg shabbat, these are great places to find a princess, Trentster. If you have a fat trust fund and a nice car, you wouldn't need more than a 3 inch petzel to score.
 

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I have the trust fund, but not the car, since I don't own a car. Just don't really feel like joining a synagogue if I'm just going for women. I don't want to use my religion like that.