Jim Kerr of Simple Minds

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  1. Cassius

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    When I was a kid, there was a band caled Simple Minds I liked and I discovered that the lead singer Jim Kerr is supposed to be enormously hung. In the papers they always went on about it and I remember reading one thing that asked how Jim Kerr got his cock to a foot long and the answer was that he folded it in half. He went out with Patsy Kensit I remember. Anyone got any cock shots!? I searched for any mention of him on this site and couldn't find anything.
     
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    He was also married to Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders. Attached pics suggest there might be something inside his pants...
     

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    Alex? :biggrin1: more please
     
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    Hung or not - I bet he is just pleased his parents didn't call him Wayne.

    (Note to Americans - You may need to say that out loud with an Australian accent to get the joke)
     
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    what is wrong with the name Wayne? Must I understand that?


     
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    If you say "Wayne" with an Australian accent and pair it with the "Kerr" last name, it comes out, so to speak, sounding like "wanker", i.e., masturbator.
     
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    that I couldn't know :))


     
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    It's a very old and very silly joke.

    Like: Theresa - luck her last name is not Green

    Richard - luck his last name is not head

    etc.
     
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    Not getting that one. I knew a woman whose last name was Cucci (pronounced coochie). When her daughter was born, it was suggested that they name her Anita. They didn't.
     
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    Like: Theresa - luck her last name is not Green

    As in Theresa green = trees are green
     
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