Jizz on da ruler

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I keep hearing this song where some hung Miami guy, clearly measuring his cock, whilst singing along opportunistically to a remix of "Show Me Love", sings repeatedly his intention to "jizz on da ruler". This is seemingly the triumphal climax of the activity, as immediately afterwards he wants to go home. Can anyone elucidate please?
 

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What in the goddamn hell are you on about? I'm pretty sure you're talking about that terrible Jason Derulo song, but I don't hear anything related to jizzing on rulers even if I try.
 

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Oh thank GOD someone finally got it!!!!! Cheers cheeseloglover. Maybe I have a twisted mind but I crack up everytime I hear that song...