Jizzing @ work?

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You kidding? In a retail home improvement warehouse during business hrs, you can't find a place to fart in private, no mind a good place to pudwhack. The restrooms are very empty with the exception of the stalls, urinals, sinks, and baby changing stations, so any noise is echoed in there plus the hallway. I've had to go out to my then van with one way windows after seeing one of the cashiers in the skimpiest of outfits and sputz all over the backseat. the customers walking by the van must've thought there was a big dog in there going nuts the way the thing was rocking.
 

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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
You kidding? In a retail home improvement warehouse during business hrs, you can't find a place to fart in private, no mind a good place to pudwhack. The restrooms are very empty with the exception of the stalls, urinals, sinks, and baby changing stations, so any noise is echoed in there plus the hallway. I've had to go out to my then van with one way windows after seeing one of the cashiers in the skimpiest of outfits and sputz all over the backseat. the customers walking by the van must've thought there was a big dog in there going nuts the way the thing was rocking.

The first thing that crossed my mind when you mentioned "retail" was all the pussy that probably walks around in there. I'd have problems in retail ever getting anythiong done. With so much cooze there I'd just day dream about spreading, licking, drooling, fingering, and making her scream.
 

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I've totally jerked at work. Why not. Sometimes my colleagues make me horny, sometimes things I read get me horny. I once pulled out under my desk and came all over the carpet when a member of this site sent me something that demanded attention. I'm pretty careful, though.
 

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I have totally masterbated at work ...there is no jizzin' for me cause I am a chick, but I have done it and loved it.

I have also done it in a car, train and beach. If it feels safe ( ie no families around, *would hate to cause anyone any grief* or police hahah) and I am horny, I will do it, but i guess women can be more discrete than men, makes my day much better if I can concentrate:smile:

Honey
 

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Horny8 , spooky we posted at the same time and wrote nearly the same thing....you sure your not my evil twin ? :smile:

Honey
 

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Yes... I often go and wank off... it's a load off my mind and most times helps me calm down in a sort of high pressure environment.

I think much more clearly afterwards.
 

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oh hell yeah, back in the day of the office i'd routinely go in and bang one out, especially if the eye candy was particularly fetching that day. even found a couple female co-workers who like to talk about doing the same.

its all good!
 

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Well, I guess I'm just a dirty pig too. I've done it at work once and awhile. When I used to commute 100mi a day I jacked it in the car on the way to work. I think the thought of getting caught has something to do with it. Plus it was a long boring ride on country roads.
 

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WildHoney said:
Horny8 , spooky we posted at the same time and wrote nearly the same thing....you sure your not my evil twin ? :smile:

Honey

Evil fraternal twin, maybe. Different equipment, similar impulses...
 

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At work the toilets are shared between customers and staff. Have had many a wank in there. On my own though. The thought of getting caught makes it worth it!

Yeh, have also knocked one or two out at work, was getting so horny reading threads at lpsg and watching porn I nearly lost it in the office.

Just had to finish off in the work toilets, but staff only.

Tend to agreed if things get too heavy at work, as trip to the toilet and a good fantasy does it for me.

Just listening for that toilet door, can give a read thrill.
 

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umm.. i masturbate absolutely everywhere.
school, work, malls, my friends houses, anywhere with a bathroom...
i do it because its fun and even moreso, because i fucking have to.. im not the sort of pervert who enjoys walking around in public with a huge boner.

and im betting the people who have a problem with it probably arent that great in bed... i mean.. being that repressed and conservative?

sex drive is as sex drive does...

oh.. and LOFL at the guy, coming to a LARGE PENIS website.. calling people who jerk off pubecent...
lord... get a clue man
 

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I have masterbate in my underwear wants at my desk and it was wet. I acted like I spilled my water

Also I have gone to the rest room a few times.

I have sexy loan reps some in a flirt with me gotta do something
 

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I have totally masterbated at work ...there is no jizzin' for me cause I am a chick, but I have done it and loved it.

I have also done it in a car, train and beach. If it feels safe ( ie no families around, *would hate to cause anyone any grief* or police hahah) and I am horny, I will do it, but i guess women can be more discrete than men, makes my day much better if I can concentrate:smile:

Honey
well i envy girls in that matter, they dont have to vorry abaoute were to cum
 

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I often fly and i regulary jerk off in the plane's toilets. Must be a mixture of boredom, arousal and necessity to avoid showing an hardon to a whole plane for 10 hours.

I jerked at my office's toilets just a couple of times, and a couple of times at the school's one when i was a student.
 

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I've totally jerked at work. Why not. Sometimes my colleagues make me horny, sometimes things I read get me horny. I once pulled out under my desk and came all over the carpet when a member of this site sent me something that demanded attention. I'm pretty careful, though.

I need to get a job at your company.
 

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I did it a few times when I had a student job at a lumber mill... Mainly worked on my on in this huge ass building, so I'd go over sit on one of the flats of lumber and go right to it... it was fun knowing that someone could come around the corner at anytime.
 

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:biggrin1: I'm horny most of the time, I think there is about one hour a day, when I'm in deep rem sleep when I'm not thinkning about sex or have a hardon. Private bathrooms at work is the only place in my office without security cams. ( Sometimes you got to do what you got to do, no matter where you are.
Did it on a bet on NY subway!
 
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