the laid back, 'im a free sexual being who enjoys my body' people who arent hung up about what other people think...
this has absolutely nothing to do with it. my point is that it is unwise to jerk off in the workplace because if you are found out, you may just lose your job. enjoy your body, be free, fine. get BJs in a public restroom, jerk off on the beach whatever. my point was that jerking off at the place where you are employed is a really good way to jeopardize your career and therefore your entire life. do you really think if someone walks into the stall next to you they can't hear the characteristic sounds of wanking? there are plenty of people that would love to tell everyone you work with and your boss and HR about it.
i was at a trade show last year where a guy went into the bathroom and masturbted. i walked into the one stall (it wasa unisex bathroom) and saw semen in the toilet. he forgot to flush. what if it had been his boss and not me? sexual harassment scares the shit out of employers, and such incidents can get you unceremoniously terminted. for a cheap thrill. it's simply not worth it.
and the seriously up tight, 'im repressed up the butt, i follow societies rules to the letter, your body and my body are terrifying' people who SERIOUSLY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP A BIT... cuz they all sound freaking ridiculous
ok.. i meant to be a bit more even.. but i couldnt... i cant stand people being so freaking uptight... i mean.. YOURE ON A LARGE PENIS MESSAGE BOARD... GET A CLUE
i'm the last person to follow society's rules by the letter. i just happen to have experience in a workplace environment and more than two brain cells to rub together. i think the person that needs to get a clue is you.
and all this stupid crap about dried semen... no one said theyre jerking off all over the place rubbing all over and rolling around in it!.. chirst... DO YOU PEE AT WORK? SNEEZE? BLOW YOUR NOSE? TAKE A SHIT????... its the same damn shit people.. no amount of OCD handwashing will get it all off...
actually, handwashing does successfully get off bodily fluids and various germs. from spending time in a NICU (neonatal intensive care unit) i know how to properly wash my hands so that i don't catch a cold, flu, or other illness. the problem is that most people don't wash their hands, and the ones that do don't do it correctly. what is wrong with me or anyone not wanting someone else's bodily fluids in contact with their food or desk or whatever? i do consider semen to be a more intimate fluid and for that reason i really don't want to have to visualize my dirty ass co-worker jacking off in the bathroom. no more than i want to touch his shit-covered hands after he comes out of the bathroom.
it has nothing to do with being sexually free and everything to do with what is and isn't appropriate in the workplace for both legal and health reasons.