JO Booth - Am I an idiot???

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  1. pablovian

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    So I was at the local toy/bookstore with an arcade. I bought my card for video watching and went into a booth.

    As I'm watchiin my vid - a dude cracks the door open to watch me, see's how big my cock is and comes in to stroke it for a bit.

    Then he asked me what I liked to do. I said - " don't know, get head, fuck, whatever..."

    Then he just looked at me like I'm an idiot and said "OK man - thanks" and left.

    I'm no expert - but what else could he have expected while engaging me in a 5 x 5 video booth???
     
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    Maybe he has a fetish for hearing a man discuss his hobbies as he gets a handy?
     
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    lol. he set himself up for the answer you gave him, his loss.
     
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    Your toy stores have JO booths?! Hell, if that were true here, I'd go Christmas shopping for the newphews every day of the year! ;-)
     
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    Yeah, I know what you mean. I was at this dirty porn theater on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood a long time ago. Everything was dark and you could barely see anyone or anything. However, when you did come into contact with someone they would always ask the exact same thing - "What are you into?"

    "Umm...I suppose anonymous sex in a dirty porn theater...?" I mean, give me a break. What are you supposed to say in response to a pointless question like that?
     
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    He sounds like a deluded "straight" man. He was probably hoping you'd say "giving head". That way you'd suck him off and he'd be alright. But "get head" made him think, "No way dude, I ain't suckin off a bro, that would make me so gay!" (for full effect, imagine that quote in a douchey accent)

    That's the thing about insecure "straight" men, it's only gay if they're the sucker, but when they're the suckee, it's okay because they just shut their eyes and repeat under their breath (in same douchey accent), "It's a chick, it's a chick, it's a chick....."
     
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    I've never in all my years had a successful encounter with anyone who's asked that question.
     
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    \Never used such facilities myself, nothing against them
    Geuss he may have thought twice, a little fear maybe
    Could have had the courtesy to say Thanks, but no Thanks huh?
    His Loss it seems
    Cheers matey,and naaaah of course your not the idiot huh
    enz
     
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    this...

    ...and this.
     
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    p.s. you're no idiot, just a guy who gave an honest answer to a question you were asked!
     
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    This is what I was thinking.
     
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    Agree...personally think it's the stupidest question to ask. Never understood it. And, I have found, in my opinion that it usually delivers the worst outcome. Any man who is gonna ask me what I like, as opposed to explore physically, is never gonna lead to a good sexual encounter. It's a dip your toe in the water and find out. Think you'll find most fella's will let ya know quite swiftly when they don't like...let's say for arguements sake... a fist up your asshole.

    And while I'm on the subject... this rule also applies to the 'Are you a top or bottom?' question.
     
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    guys; this is when you need to creative with your answers to bat those dudes right off, i say the weirder the better.
     
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    :laughing:
     
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    Definitley my favorite response - but thanks everybody!!!
     
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    Yes...a simple 'rimming hairy assholes till they sing Ave Maria in the key of 'E'...would have sent him packing...
     
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    Damn right.
     
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