JO: Left-/Right-/Two-Handed?

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  1. TailPipe

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    Sometimes when you’re all horned up, it’s simply up to you to take care of the business of cranking out a load. Maybe you’re partner has a headache or is otherwise not in the mood. Or your food server has an ass that all but screams “Throw me down and fuck me now, stud!” and you have to make a mad dash to the nearest restroom to jack-off a fast one. Or maybe you’re stranded on a desert island and, short of fucking a beached jellyfish (not recommended), you just need to release a load. But the when/why/where is not the issue here.

    Today’s question is: Which hand do you favor when you’re flying solo, and why?
    Left Hand
    Right Hand
    Ambidextrous (two-hander)
    All of the Above
     
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    For little old right-handed me, the choice of hand is determined by other supplemental materials/tools I might be incorporating into my hand job.

    LEFT HAND
    DRY technique if doing a quickie in a restroom or in a video arcade booth, with my cock and balls pulled through the fly of my boxer shorts (as a kind of make-shift cockring) and very light friction on the head on my penis as I jack the shaft, using my right hand to maul my balls and nipples.
    LUBED* (coconut/olive oil) when I’m reading written online smut or otherwise sexploring the Internet, using my right hand to go from mouse-clicking and typing, to mauling my balls and nipples.

    RIGHT HAND
    LUBED* (coconut/olive oil) when I’m reading written smut (magazine/book) or watching video/DVD porn at home. My left hand is kept clean and dry to turn pages or work the VCR/DVD remote control.

    AMBIDEXTROUS
    LUBED* (coconut/olive oil), and with both hands taking turns, sometimes working in tandem, and dipping down to give my prostate a good and thorough workout as well. Big Fred and Little Fred (my six- and 11-inch latex toys) have also been known to join in the fun. This is the messiest of the techniques, but a fun alternative to the primary Left- and/or Right-Handed techniques noted above.

    *A word about LUBE/OILS
    COCONUT: Smooth, light, and easily absorbed by the skin; it doesn’t clog pores or stain fabric. Purchase at Whole Foods, health food stores, or Asian markets.
    OLIVE OIL: Yes, it’s heavy, but if you jerk-off a lot and the head of your penis is feeling a bit tender, the heaviness of olive oil feels good and warms up nicely. If the regular scent is bothersome, try Extra Light Olive Oil.
     
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    Well, I am left-handed, but I wank almost exclusively with my right hand, and always have.
    There is virtually nothing else that I do right-handed except for that. If anyone has an explanation for this little mystery, I'd be curious to hear it. Thanks.
     
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    Right handed, but if very horned up lay back, legs spread, stroke with both the right and the left, alternating playing and rubbing the big bulbous head.... like to rub the flat of my hand on my abs and nips and cup my big golden fleeced balls...
     
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    I use both..
     
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    All of the above! Variety is the spice of wanking.
     
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    One or the other. Whichever hand's feeling lucky. :rolleyes:
     
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    lefty

    righty handles the balls
     
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    L on thingy; R on balls, undetube, nips, navel, and mouse.
     
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    Was exclusively right-handed, then fucked up my right forearm, so now do mostly left
     
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    left since im a born lefty
     
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    At the beginning when I started to masturbate, it was my right hand. Then you got the period of the internet where I learned to jerk off with left so my right hand could handele the mouse, but I still finished with using my right hand. But the last few years I'm ambidextrous and can finish with both hands and that gives a nice variation.
     
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    I jack with two hands. I hold the base of my cock in my left fist and jack the rest of my cock with my right hand.
     
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    As with Coolhungluke (great movie by the way) I use my left hand to hold the base and my right hand to stroke the rest of the shaft and concentrate on that spot right under the head.
     
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    Need some help with that Salthebb?
     
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    You bet I need help.
     
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    if it just a quickie, such as getting rid of a morning woodie, it is right hand, but for nice slow wank over some good porn, variety wins,
     
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    Left or Both. I'm right handed, and i'm blaming the left handed wanking on the profileration of internet porn and my requirement to use my mouse with my right hands :p
     
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    I sometimes use my left, but I'm radically right handed so mostly the right hand.
     
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    both... 3rd hand is welcome, lol
     
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