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Have any of you ever been offered a job because of your size?

Guys paid to suck my cock when I was 18, 19, in college...and it's not all that big. They were all friends of this one grad student who liked to give me money -- truth to tell, I would have let any of them suck my cock for free.
 

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I think I have shared this before but...

Had an interview when I was much younger.... a good interview, but in my (poor) planning, I got ready, nice slack, pressed shirt, tie,t he whole deal...but NO clean briefs (always wear briefs for interviews, easier to 'tuck' in, uncomfortable but... so I grabbed boxers (my usual)...as it was summer/warm I work khakis (of course with the prerequisite blue blazer,right)

So I have the interview...about halfway thru I could tell it was going no where, fast. I struggled thru but knew I dind't have the job...

on my way out, I stopped to go to the bathroom (okay and commiserate), while sitting in the stall I hear 2 men walk in, one is the voice of the man I interviewed..talking to the other guy...

"....you should have seen this pervert...big dick hanging down his leg....it was gross....damn mule....mutter mutter mutter..."

want to be this guy was 3" hard?

my lesson? always 'bunch up' for interviews...
 

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One of the responsibilities in my job is to interview candidates -- their package is the first thing I check out. If it's a even toss-up between two candidates for the same job, usually the big-dicked one gets hired.

Before anyone replies with "oh yeah, right" -- it's more common than you think. I'm sure most of you have read articles that discuss attractive candidates having an edge over those not-so-attractive (with same skill sets, education, etc.).
 

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sevearl "companies" have contacted me through xtube asking if they could hire me for picture shoot lol
 

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Have any of you ever been offered a job because of your size?

Has anyone ever lost a job because you are too large?


Aside from porn, what the hell kind of job interview are you talking about?!!

It's a funny idea though: Line-up all the applicants, tell them to trash their resumes and drop their trousers!! So, who wins? The bigger guy when soft or hard? And does the HR manager referee?
 

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i gogo dance at a few clubs in town and i always get offered to do porn, or private parties or to fuk someone for cash...

in high school i lost a job from it tho... i worked at a buffet restaurant and didnt know my fly was down as i was walking around bussing tables... my dick and 1 nut were appearantly hanging out and the patrons didnt like it... perhaps i should have worn undies....