I think I have shared this before but...
Had an interview when I was much younger.... a good interview, but in my (poor) planning, I got ready, nice slack, pressed shirt, tie,t he whole deal...but NO clean briefs (always wear briefs for interviews, easier to 'tuck' in, uncomfortable but... so I grabbed boxers (my usual)...as it was summer/warm I work khakis (of course with the prerequisite blue blazer,right)
So I have the interview...about halfway thru I could tell it was going no where, fast. I struggled thru but knew I dind't have the job...
on my way out, I stopped to go to the bathroom (okay and commiserate), while sitting in the stall I hear 2 men walk in, one is the voice of the man I interviewed..talking to the other guy...
"....you should have seen this pervert...big dick hanging down his leg....it was gross....damn mule....mutter mutter mutter..."
want to be this guy was 3" hard?
my lesson? always 'bunch up' for interviews...