Jobs causing unusual pissing situations

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True Story. One of my best friend's mom lives in this older neighborhood near the ocean. For months she would wake up to be greeted by condoms strewn over her front lawn. As she had dogs and a security system, she knew that it was not a case of horny couples fucking on her front lawn...After some probing she discovered the source:

The neighborhood was undergoing an intense gentrification, with high end highrise condos going up two lots away from her. Apparently the construction workers were given condoms to contain their pee, as it was easier than them coming down to use the staff bathrooms. Some of the jokers, working the night shift, would hurl the pee bombs over the neighors. Gross.

Good thing she didnt get splat with one coming home late after a night out.
 
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True Story. One of my best friend's mom lives in this older neighborhood near the ocean. For months she would wake up to be greeted by condoms strewn over her front lawn. As she had dogs and a security system, she knew that it was not a case of horny couples fucking on her front lawn...After some probing she discovered the source:

The neighborhood was undergoing an intense gentrification, with high end highrise condos going up two lots away from her. Apparently the construction workers were given condoms to contain their pee, as it was easier than them coming down to use the staff bathrooms. Some of the jokers, working the night shift, would hurl the pee bombs over the neighors. Gross.

Good thing she didnt get splat with one coming home late after a night out.

Out in the country builders use spackle buckets.
 

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I used to work in construction and we always found a blind spot and took a wiz.
I remember this one guy that thought he was cool he just whipped it out and was taking a wiz and he was acting like he was getting real relief and he leaned over onto an electric fence he really got a jolt, and he pissed all over his hard hat and down the front of his shorts. Some of us almost fell off the roof we laughed so hard.
 
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I saw a news story that meth addicts were actually looking for plastic bottles of urine that truckers on speed would piss in, toss out the window, and the adventurous nomads who wander the roads of highways, searching for treasure and consuming the discarded bottles urine in the hopes of......well, you know

Getting high! Marks on their written thesis for their masters degree in sociology about the pros and cons in the world of the Lot Lizards like a whiz