JOCKS WEAR JOCKS! (jock straps)

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I just ran across jackadamsusa.com, which markets jockstraps. their ad said something about "cutting edge technology". First, that seems like a bit of overstatement, doesn't it? How "technical" can a jockstrap be?
Second, is "CUTTING edge" really the best phrasing for a jockstrap? Sounds kinda painful.
 
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OK, here's what obvious:
1. this guy's of a generation where ALL guys wore Bike/Champion/Duke jocks. The way his cock and balls fit the pouch indicate that.
2. His jock is well used.
3. He has a really big flaccid cock and impressive balls.
4. He's jacked off in locker room more times that can count.
5. He's worked on his nippled.
6. He doesn't understand that hotel bathrobes are not hot. (but the, Harvey Weinstein didn't understand that either!)
I wish he'd call me....
 

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OK, here's what obvious:
1. this guy's of a generation where ALL guys wore Bike/Champion/Duke jocks. The way his cock and balls fit the pouch indicate that.
2. His jock is well used.
3. He has a really big flaccid cock and impressive balls.
4. He's jacked off in locker room more times that can count.
5. He's worked on his nippled.
6. He doesn't understand that hotel bathrobes are not hot. (but the, Harvey Weinstein didn't understand that either!)
I wish he'd call me....

Wow. How many typos can I make in one post? : (

*IndicateS
*nippleS
*but theN

I'm a-gonna get kicked out off literary society iffin I don't start prufereeding more carefully...
 
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