Joe Nehvark

Jonehvark

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Hey all, new to the group and found via a twitter mention. Hope you find my content worth while.


1.) How big are you soft & hard?
As small as 2” soft and 8” hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Definitely. Some bigger. Most smaller. 8.5 is probably the largest I’ve had my hands on and girths of all sizes.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I enjoy it quite a bit.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Having a big dick is confidence-boosting. But it also makes me wonder if people express romantic interest just for the cock. Lots of size queens running about.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Jocks and briefs are finicky. If I wear boxer briefs the inseam has to be longer, moreso because my balls fall out.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’m good with where I’m at. It would be cool to have a foot long for a day though.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time virtually. As is the nature of twitter.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It can be if I manipulate it specifically but I have trouble getting it to “sag” in pics.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I’m sure.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’10” - 9.5 mens

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No. No correlation in my case.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Norwegian, German, Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I’m pretty guarded with it in public.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do. :)

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Under 5 would be small to me. But I don’t mind that size either.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Tricks?!

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.


22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
They do, but like… Mags.
 

BillM

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Hey all, new to the group and found via a twitter mention. Hope you find my content worth while.


1.) How big are you soft & hard?
As small as 2” soft and 8” hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Definitely. Some bigger. Most smaller. 8.5 is probably the largest I’ve had my hands on and girths of all sizes.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I enjoy it quite a bit.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Having a big dick is confidence-boosting. But it also makes me wonder if people express romantic interest just for the cock. Lots of size queens running about.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Jocks and briefs are finicky. If I wear boxer briefs the inseam has to be longer, moreso because my balls fall out.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’m good with where I’m at. It would be cool to have a foot long for a day though.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time virtually. As is the nature of twitter.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It can be if I manipulate it specifically but I have trouble getting it to “sag” in pics.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I’m sure.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’10” - 9.5 mens

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No. No correlation in my case.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Norwegian, German, Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I’m pretty guarded with it in public.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do. :)

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Under 5 would be small to me. But I don’t mind that size either.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Tricks?!

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.


22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
They do, but like… Mags.
Welcome to the site!!
 
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Curious65

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Hey all, new to the group and found via a twitter mention. Hope you find my content worth while.


1.) How big are you soft & hard?
As small as 2” soft and 8” hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Definitely. Some bigger. Most smaller. 8.5 is probably the largest I’ve had my hands on and girths of all sizes.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I enjoy it quite a bit.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Having a big dick is confidence-boosting. But it also makes me wonder if people express romantic interest just for the cock. Lots of size queens running about.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Jocks and briefs are finicky. If I wear boxer briefs the inseam has to be longer, moreso because my balls fall out.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’m good with where I’m at. It would be cool to have a foot long for a day though.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time virtually. As is the nature of twitter.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It can be if I manipulate it specifically but I have trouble getting it to “sag” in pics.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I’m sure.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’10” - 9.5 mens

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No. No correlation in my case.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Norwegian, German, Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I’m pretty guarded with it in public.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do. :)

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Under 5 would be small to me. But I don’t mind that size either.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Tricks?!

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.


22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
They do, but like… Mags.
Welcome to the group! Looking forward to seeing that beast of yours.
 
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