Joey from REAL WORLD

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I think that he has really bad body image. Look at him...he is beautiful, but he wears a shirt in the hot tub. What is that about? Honestly, after watching the last 3 episodes, I think he has a WHOLE LOT of ISSUES!! That doesn't stop him from being guido hot!
 

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Oh he's got too many problems. I almost feel sorry for him, but then I remember that he's about 1000% hotter than me and I don't feel so bad.
 

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you can't get on the real world if you don't have one or a slew of these characteristics

1. slutty
2.alcoholic
3. recovering alcoholic
4. minority
5. gay
6. angry drunk
7. angry dunk
8. slutty
9. alcoholic
10. slutty
 

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Joey is cute, and I love his body, but Dave is the one that I like the most out of this season's cast. Give me that clean cut, All-American-Boy-Next-Door look any day.
 

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The sad thing is that this guy is just now realizing that there's a difference between being a beautiful airhead and acting like a beautiful airhead. The good looks aren't going to get you very far in The Biz without a little something between the ears. If this is all the camera time he can eek out, his options are pretty much limited to male porn, drug dealing and giggolo for some studio executive's wife.
 

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I've made a conscious decision not to watch the show anymore. I just can't handle the level of slut-assness/bitch-assness.

Call me when New York decides to have a season 3.
 
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I think that he has really bad body image. Look at him...he is beautiful, but he wears a shirt in the hot tub. What is that about? Honestly, after watching the last 3 episodes, I think he has a WHOLE LOT of ISSUES!! That doesn't stop him from being guido hot!

I think Joey is beautiful. And I'm pretty sure the reason he was wearing a shirt in the hot tub (and is never seen shirtless) is because he has some nasty stretch marks from all of the heavy lifting. Sometimes you can see these marks when he is wearing his trademark muscle shirts. I suppose this may lead to some negative body image feelings. But if I had his body I would show it off constantly.