OMFG! Joey was my first real celebrity crush when I was a boy!! Haha. When he was still doing Blossom and had an album out and I loved the first single. He always had his shirt off on magazines (Tiger Beat OMG i bought them all like a girl lmao!!) and since that was the early 90s, he was one of the first young guys who consciously built his body the way its the usual now. So he was an Instagram model 15 years before it was even a thing. Which is why when he turned adult, he already was almost too built and ripped even for Instagram. And somehow that made him less attractive to me even if he probably would have been sex itself I imagine if I saw him naked in person. Maybe it's just the innocence of those years that I missed. He was a goofy jock back then with a lot of hair. And now, he's a "serious" bronzed, bald, Yul Brynner, sexy actor all of a sudden.
Anyways, I also LOVED that he was such a huge Mariah stan back then. So he also was the first celebrity who was just unabashedly a fan of my ultimate idol, plus he does sing, so that was it. That sealed the deal. He WAS my boyfriend and future husband. This is so hilarious. Lol