John Boehner

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  1. Mensch1351

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    I re-watched Boehner's victory speech (held of course in Washington DC instead of Ohio --- there's a message there somewhere all you Ohioans!) His speech seemed a little slurred.........was he somewhat...how shall I put this delicately.........."bottle happy?" Watch the victory speech again!
     
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    the man is a lush!

    his overpowering use of bronzer is probably meant to cover up the mottled skin of a typical drunk
     
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    John of orange ! ! ! ! !
     
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    They don't come any more clueless than John Boehner.
     
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    I wish someone would tell him to "man up". Everyone knows a man can't cry on TV.
     
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    Oh, Vinyl, give the man a break. Everyone knows that drunks sometimes launch into tears without warning.

     
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    I know it's incredibly juvenile, but I do giggle (on the inside at least) every time I read his name phonetically.
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new 'Weeper of the House'.

    My first thought when he started to lose it was, 'Oh look, he's having a Hillary moment'.

    The best part for me was every time he started blubbering you could hear his buds in the hall yelling, "We love you, man!" So cool how conservohet guys can express affection for one another, just as long as they tack that "man" on the end to keep the message straight. LOL.

    Yes he was slurring. Boehner is one of the most notorious drunks on the Hill, and this is not the first time he's gone all maudlin in a speech. My guess is he'll be hitting the bottle a lot while he tries to get all his ornery freshman Teabaggers to goosestep in line with the old guard. Good luck with that, John. ;-)


    Now let's don't give boners a bad name.
     
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    Funny... I tend to get a little frisky when I'm drunk. Perhaps Boehner is drinking the wrong hooch? :biggrin1:
     
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    Tim Tebow cried on national TV during a football game he fucking played in... I still think hes beautiful, would marry him if he realized he was gay, didn't feel it went against his Christian beliefs, and fell in love with me. If we were on TV when we got married, I would cry... because I couldn't believe that I got to be with him. Yes... yes I would love, honor, and respect that man!

     
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    I got so caught up in Tebow I forgot... This douchebag is NO Tim Tebow, he is not hot, he is full of crap, and he is an asshole. For him crying is not acceptable because there are not other beautiful and delicious characteristics to shine through the river of weakness flowing down his undesirable face.

     
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    Tebow and Boehner ....really now?
     
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    oh, man! a three-way with Boehner :love: & Tebow :love:

    be still, my heart!
     
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    speaking of drunken lushes
     
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    boehner killer more like! nothing sexy about that evil racist fuck
     
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    when do you think they changed the pronunciation of their name? boehner = bayner? okay, whatever you say boner.

    i actually think boehner will be our next republican president. (unless he does something really stupid, like knocked up the nanny)

    im not trying to make a point related to the article, just the picture. is he wearing mascara?
     
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    if he is a drunk...libertards should be embracing... afterall they embrace every chemical loser on the planet and throw gov't money at them, much less put them on the "project pedestal". You lost 2 years later after the alleged worst president (despite Bush already winning many polls over Obama... not that I'm a Bush fan... )... get over it. Game over.

    Repel that disaster that is Obamacare. It's over... the experimental notion was novel... reality check.. we are NOT a socialist European country of 9 million ppl.
     
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    Odds are on Rubio these days... he defeated both a Black Dem and an incumbent Repubnican. and he's beaner ... (relax mods... it's a joke...)
     
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    The Tan Man. God help any Democrat who cries in public.
     
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    I think "Weeper of the House" is way better than "The Tan Man" or, the first "orange" man of the House.

    Weeper of the House. LMAO! :smile:
     
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