john edwards

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  1. D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn

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    I'm sorry but he's gotta be the hottest presidential candidate in history!!!!!
    I mean my heart can't stop beating when i see him especially here with that bulge in his pants! YouTube - John Edwards at Strickland Fundraiser

    I'll be his monica lewinsky ANYTIME@!
     
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    HAS HE GOT A FUCKIN SEMI GOING ON IN THOSE PANTS? Damn he is hot, as I have said many a time. If that is his dick he must be 8 or better hard. I'm seeing him and Obama running together. Can you see Obama spread out over the oval office desk and John probing him? DAMN. lol
     
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    Obama, I want sloppy seconds on that. Mike Rowe is next on that.
     
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    on his myspace profile you can see another youtube vid where he's wearing jeans and there's another bulge going on there too!
    www.myspace.com/johnedwards
     
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    I'm not seeing it. My mom works with his wife on a regular basis...I don't see him on a sexual level at all. It's just me.
     
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    i wish my mom worked with his wife. I'd freaking do all my best to see him in person and give him subtle hints ;)
     
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    im not seeing any of it
     
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    OK folks...what bulge!!! he is flat at a wall...nothing is showing...
     
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    I might have inserted a question mark or two in there, but I checked out both video clips and that echoes my sentiment exactly.
     
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    Well something is filling out the right side of his pant legs as he moves around on the first video. It ain't bulge, its long tube steak hanging down his boxers!
     
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    John Edwards and Evan Bayh, those are two that I wished showed bulge. I've yet to see any on either of them though. Pity. :( I have a terribly outdated computer, so I'm not even gonna try to view that clip. I wish I could though! Just to give my expert opinion on the matter.:rolleyes::biggrin:
     
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    What a handsome southern gentleman. He really fills out those pants well, doesn't he?? I'll bet that softie of his can turn into a real fattie :)

    New slogan

    John Edwards. A nice man, with a real nice package....for America.
    Whip it out, it's Votin' time! Yeee Haaaw!
     
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    When he turns certain ways something appears to connect from his zipper to the pleat on the right leg of his pants. Frankly, he could be hung with 1.5" and I'd still find him one of the hotest men on the planet.
     
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    What?? Oh come on. Van Buren was way hotter.
     
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    isn't he the guy that talks to spirits?
    -jk
     
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    he can come lift my spirits ANYTIME!
     
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    John Edwards has a very nice resonant and quite pleasant Southern accent. (He is not bad looking at that. I bet his wife has beat the people--men and women off her hubby.:smile: )
     
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    Ok guys, since we are going to have to put up with the political nonsense for the next 21 months, I have a wonderful idea!!:tongue: Let's have all of these budding presidential candidates shuck their business suits and Capitol Hill aires and don tight lycra speedos for a "Presidential Beauty Contest"!! Holy Hell, the jerks do everything else, why not this???:cool:
    I do agree, John Edwards is cute as a button, but I don't really see the bulge you are all panting about. Could be that your gaydars are too finely tuned?:biggrin1:
     
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    All I see is a cellphone is his right pocket.
     
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    I would love to be his secret cock whore--I'd swallow and keep my mouth shut.
     
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