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I'd say it's closer to 8.5"X6ish. My hands are 3.25" wide, which I would say are probably pretty close to his. That leaves about 2" sticking out past that. I can't imagine his hands are 4" wide, let alone the hands of all the hoes he's fucked. I've seen vids of him harder than usual, an it's nowhere near as big as people dream about. When comes on her ass here, it is pretty impressive. But nowhere near 10"

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Anyone who doubts John Holmes' size should watch the scene where he does Sek and Serena. While he looks stoned out his mind, he gets about as hard and large as I have ever seen him in any of his movies. At one point in the scene, he's having trouble getting his massive tool into Seka, so she grabs the base, gives it a few strokes, and repositions it so he can stuff it back inside her. When she grabs the base, he pushes his cock through her fingers and it reaches all the way up her forearm to her elbow. Amazing! Defintely not 14", but somewhere close to 10" with a girth of 7".

Seka, yes, I'm not so sure the other is Serena. I believe the scene in question is included on the DVD "John Holmes Screws the Stars" it's the first scene, and yes, he appears as long as Seka's forearm. He was having a good day. Just imagine if he had access to Viagra.
 

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If Elvis was the king of rock, then john holmes was the king of cock!!
Yes, but in the way that you could say someone like Kurtis Blow was the king of rap. Things evolved and the standards got way higher. He (Holmes) was lucky to have been around at a time where he had little competition. In other fields there's at least some very respect-worthy innovation and pioneering behind those types.
 
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O.M.G.... With all the amazing photos of the incredible cocks, right here at LPSG, many of them larger, and certainly more beautiful than his, you prefer to see grainy old pics of a drug addict that has been dead for 25 years?

Weird.
 
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O.M.G.... With all the amazing photos of the incredible cocks, right here at LPSG, many of them larger, and certainly more beautiful than his, you prefer to see grainy old pics of a drug addict that has been dead for 25 years?

Weird.

I know it sounds strange, but John's cock was the first huge one I ever saw on film, and it still turns me on immensely!!
Also loved the women and their natural boobs and ah
 

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and look at how it dangles in this vid from 08:00!

Vintage Threesome With Dallas And John Video
Another thing worth noticing is that right after that, you get a decent bit of video with him right beside the Hedgehog, and it really doesn't look like Holmes is much more than a couple inches taller than him, if that. I wonder what his real life height was??

IMDB has him at 6'2. If you apply his own penis formula to it (14 legendary inches/8 real ones = 1.75) he comes in at around 42.2857 inches tall.

... somehow that just doesn't seem right :confused:

... then again, according to Eli Cross in the Stunt Man, the original King Kong was almost exactly that height at 3'6, so maybe it was the camera. :biggrin1:
 

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Another thing worth noticing is that right after that, you get a decent bit of video with him right beside the Hedgehog, and it really doesn't look like Holmes is much more than a couple inches taller than him, if that. I wonder what his real life height was??

IMDB has him at 6'2. If you apply his own penis formula to it (14 legendary inches/8 real ones = 1.75) he comes in at around 42.2857 inches tall.

... somehow that just doesn't seem right :confused:

... then again, according to Eli Cross in the Stunt Man, the original King Kong was almost exactly that height at 3'6, so maybe it was the camera. :biggrin1:
i think he was that tall. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qskaSRkns8A/TB79Zq8sIAI/AAAAAAAAPsg/J-ZxwYnXIqM/s640/John-Holmes04.JPG

he looks like a tall guy to me. but something to note alot of guys wore heels in the 70s. So even if john was 5'10, with heels, and his afro, he could pull off 6'2.
http://i1.sell.com/11/232/716017/57/205/3758395-m.jpg
 
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I remember my dad had a magazine with this same photo shoot. There was a shot with Bobbi Hall, riding John. Full penetration shot, no soft porn BS. IIRC he cums on Bobbi's stomach. Nothing about the mag was soft porn, in any way. It was an amazing mag! Even the shot of John yawning, while they sucked is dick. What a boring job, I know
 

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I'd love to see photos of that again. Chances are slim, I know
 

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There was a scene in a Holmes movie of an auburn-haired redhead who he did anal on who laughed and screamed throughout the entire scene. They had been with each other before because both were very excited to see each other. Anyone have any idea what movie this scene was from??