Instead of being the war hero he claims to be, John McCain is actually a communist double agent. When he was captured in Vietnam he turned on his country and gave them our secrets which allowed the North to prevail in the war. He betrayed us and our POWs and spent five years sipping Beer Chang with Ho Chi Minh before returning to the US to work as a double agent, passing state secrets to the commies. Don't ask me how I know this. Sincerely, Swifty McSwiftboat
He just started (I assume), give it time. :tongue: And besides, John McCain is obviously a Cyborg! It's on the internet, it must be true! :tongue: