Johnny Dark is huge

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    Yes, but you don't see it THROUGH THE SPECIAL LENSES OF A CAMERA, wich distorts (enlarges) the image.

    That's the difference: a very important difference.

    If you could see your dick through a professional video camera, it will look much larger than you see it everyday.

    Don't you notice that his dick looks much larger on POV view than in side view (like the photos posted by me and Calboner)?. Use your brain and your eyes. If his dick were as large as it seems from above, it will look as large viewed from the side.
     
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    So why doesn't the camera distort the side view?
     
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    Because it distorts the image vertically (in POV view the dick is in a vertical position).

    That's the reason why in a side view it shows its real size (the hand holding the dick covers more than half of the shaft, the tip of the glans don't pass the belly-button, etc....: this dick is for sure under 8" long.
     
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    This discussion is like competing in the Special Olympics

    Even if you win, you're still retarded
     
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    Maybe you think I'm retarded because you are stupid.
     
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    Penis size on the internet: Serious fucking business
     
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    we see hundreds or more cock pics- many from the same angles. Its a fact that Johnny Dark looks huge. No way can you tell me he's not huge.
    I would guess 9 x 6.5. The girth is more so side to side than top/btm.
    Many cocks are bigger from one angle more than others? Finding one camera shot that looks avg doesn't mean much.

    If you don't think thats huge, then try stuffing it up your caboose! Not a single camera view of JD from the top has failed to look ginormous by my account. Camera trickery? paleeeze. So easily spotted. Are people that easily fooled by cameras & aspect ratios? Not in the world I know.

    Ramon from bang bros was measured on cam- about 8.5 x 6.5 . Huge. Statistcally, that size falls in the top 1% of mall men- . If that ain't big enuf...... lets move on. Ramons thickness looks undeniably huge- skinny body or not. Having a smaller tip accentuates the girth.
     
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    Well, let's talk about some details you are ignoring.

    When Jhonny holds his dick, his hand covers more than half of the shaft's length. What is your fist width?.

    Most men have a fist about 3.5 or 4" wide from knucle to knucle. So it's simply impossible that this dick is 9" long as you say. It is for sure less than 8".

    Also, in the pics posted it's clear that his dick wouldn't pass his belly-button if it is pointing up. In most men the distance from navel to the point where the penis attach to the pelvis is about 7.5 or 7.8".

    The 9.5" you talk about might be measuring his dick downside (from behind the balls to tip of the glans).

    If you think the dick showed in those pics is 9.5". you simple haven't any idea of how a true 9.5" looks like. You can use a ruler to check this. If his dick actually measured 9" he would need at least three hands to holding it fully covering the length of the shaft.

    And Ramon don't have an 8.5" penis. All measurements done in porn are simply hilarious. I've posted photos of a measurement of Castro's dick (also from Monsters of Cock) that shows clearly that his dick is actually 7" long (instead of those 11" he claims).

    ...but it seems you're living in the magical world of huge pornstars' self claimed dicks.
     
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    Well, you can do this for yourself looking at the photos at my gallery. I'd say I'm at least as big as him. There you have also some comparison pics with Ramon (8.5" according to you) and some other "huge" porn guys, if you have any doubt about what I'm saying.
     
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    It's silly to think that Johnny Dark is 9.5 inches in length, if measured properly (yeah, if you measure down the backside of the penis to the balls LOL). In length, he's probably around 7.5 inches.

    Let's get in big dick reality here. Even the longest cocks out there are rarely ever over 8 inches. With girth, it's all very rare for anyone to be over 7 inches.

    His real size = 7.5 X 6.0 (imo)
     
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    I would like to revise that to "7 X 6"

    In "reality", 7 inches is big in length, but 6 inches in girth is nothing impressive. Impressive girth is 6.5 and over.
     
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    Does this go for all cameras? Ive seen this effect on some amateur videos.
     
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    Certainly correct for me, 3.5" knuckles and 7.5" to navel. I'm just over 8" and my tip goes just past my navel (pic in gallery).

    I agree with RFJ, there's no way Johnny Dark is over 9" or anything close.
    -DC
     
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    Some cheap cameras produce this effect due to their low quality opticals.

    But in porn videos they achieve this kind of effect by using special lenses with their pro betacam cameras (very expensive ones) they use.
     
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    This does put things in perspective. If men have 3.5 inch knuckles than women must be closer to 2.5 inches maybe?
     
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    Here's a crazy idea. Instead of a couple of obsessive MEN haggling over fractions of an inch, camera angles, and knuckle sizes, let's hear a woman's opinion.

    My wife has seen his vidz and thought he was huge. We're nudists, so she's seen more than her fair share of cocks up close and personal.

    So instead of a pointless debate over how Johnny's cock compares to your own, POST A CLIP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    That's the point of this thread after all



     
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    Johnny dark is huge plain and simple. In the pregnant girl video it barely fits in her mouth.
     
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    You don't need a huge cock to fill a girl's mouth. And in most porn videos the cock don't go into the troath. In that video the girl is sucking the cock, she's not deepthroating it.
     
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