Johnny Orlando

[Caesarimp]

They know lol. They just like to be combative. 99% of the time you can tell when a guy is gay based on his smile and facial mannerisms. It wasn't meant to insult JO.

I mean, I disagree about 99%. Sometimes you can, sometimes you can't. Sometimes people really surprise you. I think it's best to consider observations about people's appearance and behavior as things to put in the "maybe" column, pending other information.

Or to put it another way, just because you can't always determine someone's sexuality by observing them, doesn't mean you can't *ever* do it either.

 

[uniqueusernamexxx]

They know lol. They just like to be combative. 99% of the time you can tell when a guy is gay based on his smile and facial mannerisms. It wasn't meant to insult JO.

Combative?


Doll, I simply showed agreement towards a comment. Yall People saying you can see the "gay smile" are the same ones that say "dont judge a book by its cover"

 

[uniqueusernamexxx]

any whoo....

ya johnny is closeted AF

 

[Downstage]

14 minute compilation of shirtless Johnny performing. Some clips are better quality than others. As always best viewed on mute, so you can just enjoy that body

 

[Modloft1]

Combative?


Doll, I simply showed agreement towards a comment. Yall People saying you can see the "gay smile" are the same ones that say "dont judge a book by its cover"

I think you can judge a book by its cover. Aren't first impressions most important? Johnny talks acts sings dresses and smiles like a gay masculine man and he is one sexy dude!

 

[bigboaster]

 

[lericcson420]

I think you can judge a book by its cover. Aren't first impressions most important? Johnny talks acts sings dresses and smiles like a gay masculine man and he is one sexy dude!

I'd love to say my first impression of you but unfortunately I'd be one more step closer to a ban...

 

[captcolumbia67@yahoo.com]

There is something very sexy about him

 

[Modloft1]

I'd love to say my first impression of you but unfortunately I'd be one more step closer to a ban...

I dont mind. I'm not trying to gain your adoration or approval lol. Why would you spend even a moment of your time trying to insult someone on the internet lol. Plus we aren't here to talk about eachother...but the subject. . In this case....no talent gay smiled Orlando lol

 

[uniqueusernamexxx]

It takes all kinds. Weirdos over 30 who aren't very bright. Horny weirdos who just want to loudly proclaim what sex acts they want to perform on a person. Gen Z kids using grad school terminology they don't understand. Guys who come here to just say "he's hot" over and over. People who come to complain about the complainers thereby prolonging the chain of complaints. Surprising reactionaries who pop in to take the worst possible stance on any issue.

and where do you fall into that?

 

[Caesarimp]

and where do you fall into that?

At various points all of the above and then some

 

[stringcheeseisgood]

it’s almost 2024 and i’m wondering what johnny’s goals are for the new year. is it more music, another “tour”, collaborations? doesn’t it get boring to keep writing about heart break or love and never take action to find it? i swear singers who keep writing about love and past relationships need therapy haha

 

[Caesarimp]

it’s almost 2024 and i’m wondering what johnny’s goals are for the new year. is it more music, another “tour”, collaborations? doesn’t it get boring to keep writing about heart break or love and never take action to find it? i swear singers who keep writing about love and past relationships need therapy haha

Why is tour in quotations lol. He’s is actually on tour, it’s not made up.

 

[Modloft1]

Another gay smile pic, this time with enough makeup to spackle a wall.

 

[Modloft1]

#bulge

 

[Carolina HM]

We better collect these latest pictures... as soon as these Asian concerts are over he will be back fully clothed and whining about every single non-female comment. Especially during the winter.
I think we will only get sexy pictures by mid-2024. Before it? Only if some of his friends or sisters post a picture of him at gym.

 

[stringcheeseisgood]

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I think it’s his oversized jeans. he doesn’t wear clothes that actually fit him.

 

[stringcheeseisgood]

a new interview was published: Johnny Orlando - REVAMP MAGAZINE

 

[stringcheeseisgood]

a new interview was published: Johnny Orlando - REVAMP MAGAZINE

some quotes:

1. “His rising popularity is only the beginning of his landmark career. Johnny Orlando's debut within the landscape of entertainment has successfully brought him to the forefront of the music industry.” (Author)

2. “I don't go to therapy even though I probably should, so I just write it all down and sing it instead.” (Johnny)

3. “but Drake, Bieber, and Amir Obe are for sure my top 3 most listened to artists.” (Johnny)

4. “everyone is shitty sometimes. There are parts of me that are less palatable than I would like to admit, but everybody is a disorganized combination of biological wiring and core experiences.” (Johnny)

 

[stringcheeseisgood]

some quotes:

1. “His rising popularity is only the beginning of his landmark career. Johnny Orlando's debut within the landscape of entertainment has successfully brought him to the forefront of the music industry.” (Author)

2. “I don't go to therapy even though I probably should, so I just write it all down and sing it instead.” (Johnny)

3. “but Drake, Bieber, and Amir Obe are for sure my top 3 most listened to artists.” (Johnny)

4. “everyone is shitty sometimes. There are parts of me that are less palatable than I would like to admit, but everybody is a disorganized combination of biological wiring and core experiences.” (Johnny)

notes:

1. Are we discounting Johnny’s musical career? Or, is the author just simping and hyping johnny up. Saying he’s at the “forefront of the music industry” is a notable claim.

2. Johnny should go to therapy to heal and love himself. Him always writing break up songs is low key cringe. (Same with other notable singers)

3. Johnny gushes over Bieber. In another interview, Johnny was saying how cool Bieber is and talented he is. i thought he was going to say “and he’s hot.” Kinda like how Joshua Basset came out during an interview when asked about Harry Styles. Speaking of Harry Styles, I’m surprised Johnny didn’t mention Harry Styles, his “hall pass.”

4. I wish he was more authentic and transparent. What does he mean by “parts of me that are less palatable”?