Johnny Rzeznyk- Goo Goo Dolls

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by leoboy63, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. leoboy63

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    I heard that Johnny was dutch and "Hung like a wooden shoe." Now, I have a pair of wooden shoes..... Anyone know anything?
     
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    You'll be very pleased to hear I can confirm the rumour you've heard is absolutely true.

    He is, in fact, Dutch.
     
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    Ha!,love it.
     
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    Your a lots of dopes Johnny is Polish and it is spelled Rzeznik! Where the hell did you hear all that crap from?
     
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    I think you'll find he's Dutch. I know this because I speak to him regularly as I am his vet. nly last week I dewormed his cat, Ian.
     
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    The last name "Rzeznik" (which, spelled 'Rzeźnik' and pronounced Res-nik, means 'butcher' in Polish) although not many people know that he came from a Serbian background. He has four older sisters (Phyllis, Fran, Glad and Kate), and often jokingly complains it's "...one of the worst things that can happen to a man." His father, Joseph, died from complications of alcoholism when Johnny was fourteen, and his mother, Edith, the following year from heart problems. He got an apartment on his own and turned punk. At McKinley Vocational High School, he was studying to be a plumber. While studying at Buffalo State College he met Robby Takac and formed the Goo Goo Dolls. In 1993 he married fashion model Laurie Farinacci, also from Buffalo

    From Wikipedia........
    Obviously he is a typical American mutt, defiantly not Dutch
     
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    Definitely not Dutch!
     
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    > think you'll find he's Dutch. IMDB says he was born in Buffalo New York USA. Unless his parents were recent immigrants, it is thus likely he got an all american cock at birth. (Recent immigrants are less likely to abide by USA cultural trends and thus not understand why their son should be snipped at birth).
     
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    I saw him in a concert clip joking about being Polish. It's in a "live" dvd.
     
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    Good grief, Charlie Brown! The thread wasn't about Polish:swordfight:, Dutch or Martian- I thought this section of LPSG was about endowments. That's the real question..... sheesh!
     
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