Johnny the lawn boy

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  1. Papa Kork

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    Johnny mowed Mr and Mrs Smith&#39;s lawn. One day Johnny was working in their yard and he had to take a pee. He found a tree in the back of the yard where he could not be seen. However, Mr. Smith was in the yard and he could not help but notice how well Johnny was hung and he asked Johnny what he attributed his large dick too. Johnny said that he did as his father did. He hit it on the bed post everynight three times before he got into bed. Mr Smith said he had never heard of this. Several nights later, Mr Smith entered his dark bedroom where his wife was already in the bed and he did his best to hit the bed post three times with his penis. His hand did most of the hitting however... Mrs Smith called out, is that you Johnny???? :eek: :)
     
  2. D_Bud_Hurt

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    Sounds like someone I used to know.. ;))
     
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