Johnsons Dead

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  1. BJTex

    BJTex New Member

    Jun 28, 2004
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    One day the local mortician of a small town went into work to discover that the Butcher, Mr. Johnson, had died. As he was preparing the body for burial he notcied that the man's penis, even in death was over 21 inches long with balls the size of oranges. "Well", he thought to himself, "That is too impresssive to be buried under the ground. I'll preserve it for posteriety". So he carefully removed the package and placed it in a jar. He took the jar home with him to show his wife. He said "You'll never guess what I saw at work today" and he showed her the jar. His wife took one look and said "Oh my God! Johnson's dead!"
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