Joke: A man visits his doctor for a health check...

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    A man visits his doctor for a health check.

    "I'm afraid that I am going to have to ask you to stop masturbating', says the doctor.

    "Oh no, why is that?' asks the worried patient.

    "Well, I am trying to examine you" replies the Dr, "And it is really putting me off".
     
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    A couple are in the cinema. They girl leans over to her boyfriend and says "The guy next to me is masturbating". Her boyfriend says "Well, tell him to stop it". She says "I can't. He's using my hand"!
     
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    A woman goes to the doctor. He examines her and declares, "I'm happy to tell you that you are pregnant!"

    She replies, "That's impossible!!! My husband and I only have anal sex."

    Doctor says, "As I suspected, you are about to give birth to a lawyer!"
     
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    LMAO! Like that one BigDP!
     
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    :biggrin1: Y'all are too funny! :lmao:
     
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    I heard a similar joke.

    You're going to have to stop masturbating" says the doctor.

    "Why is that?" asked the patient.

    "Because you are disturbing the people in the waiting room."
     
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