You may have heard it before but for those who haven't. (apostrophe placed correctly Hhuck wahoo :biggrin1 An angel descends from the skies and lands in a park in front of a statue of an intwined couple. He brings the statues to life. The statues quickly cover their private areas and blush. "Why have you made us real?" asked the male statue. The angel replied, "for the next 30 minutes i am giving you both the chance to do anything you may have always wanted to do." "Oh" said the female statue, before both ran off into the bushes. The angel stood by and watched as the bushes rustled and giggles of laughter abounded. 15 minutes later, the statues appeared again and approached the angel. "You still have 15 minutes left", he said to them. The female statue turned to the male and said, "shall we do it again?" "Alright" the male said, "But this time, i'll hold the pidgeon down and you shit on its head!"