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aqua-illusion

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I think this was a funny joke...I'm sure some have heard it before

A little girl accidently walks in on her father in the shower, she screams in horror and runs to her auntie and says: "Auntie! Auntie!! Daddy has a tail!!!"

Her aunt hesitates and then replies: "How big WAS it?" :evilgrin:

LOL...another one:

A man in a bar, walks up to a pretty lady and says to her: "Lets have pizza and fuck!"

She looks and him with disgust; the man replies: "What...don't like pizza?"