Joke for Brits

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  1. sbeBen

    sbeBen New Member

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    36dd breasts covered in warm Belgian chocolate...1inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream...clean shaven pussy framed by an open crotch leather thong...moist salty clit smothered in blackberry jam...This is no ordinary porn!.........This is M&S Porn!!:biggrin1:
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  3. sbeBen

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    Tah Lah!!:wink:
     
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    :confused: What's M&S?
     
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    Hi darlin!!!:wink: Marks and Spencers! It like their advert on British TV.
     
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    Dig it- I wanna know too, since I rarely see British ads. But hey, the dirty talk was fine without it too.
     
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    Thanks, handsome -- I get it now! Great joke -- in very good taste, I might add...! :biggrin1::wink:
     
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    LMAO!!!
     
  9. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    lol nice.

    milf: Marks & Spencer's is a store founded in the 1900's. Kind of our very own Walmart though not as big.

    Here's one of their less adult adverts:

    YouTube - Marks and Spencer : Summer food advert

    :wink:

    Not keen on "salty clit" though...
     
  10. got_lost

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    It's not like Walmart!!! :eek:

    Walmart has Asda..... M&S is the opposite end of the scale!! :cool:

    I love M&S food! :smile: I miss M&S food :rolleyes:

    hmmmph... am now hungry.... :mad:
     
  11. Tlss

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    How orgasmic was that woman's voice?

    FYI: M&S has great food.
     
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    haha.

    As I was reading that I heard that womans voice! :eek:
     
  13. DaveyR

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    Hmmmm - wondered what happened to your 30% :rolleyes:
     
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    There's a rash of annoying adverts on here at the moment, m&s are a bit annoying with their 'spend £17,859 on food and get a crappy apple pie free', one of the mobile phone companies is offering unlimited weekend texting then underneath in smaller letters it says subject to fair usage and the sure for men advert with the disjointed cacophonous plinkety voice is so obnoxious I genuinely turn over when it's on.
     
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    Hey SP lighten up luv!:biggrin1: Didn't you like my joke??:wink: I hate ads too though!
     
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    That's why I moved to Spain. If you don't understand the ads then who gives a shit what they say :biggrin1:
     
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    haha! "Hey, I moved to Spain because I didn't like the ads". Yes, quite a common reason for emigrating that you hear every day! Soft lad!!!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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