Joke for us Michiganders

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  1. Rikter8

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    This morning on I-75,
    >
    > I looked over to my
    > left and there was a
    >
    > woman
    >
    >
    > in a brand new
    >
    >
    > Cadillac
    >
    >
    > doing 65 mph
    >
    >
    > with her
    > face up next to her
    >
    >
    > rear view mirror
    >
    >
    > putting on her eyeliner.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > I looked away
    >
    >
    > for a couple seconds
    >
    > and when I looked back she was
    >
    > halfway over in my lane,
    >
    > still working on that makeup.
    >
    >
    >
    > As a man,
    >
    >
    > I don't scare easily.
    >
    >
    >
    > But she scared me so much;
    >
    > I dropped
    > my electric shaver,
    >
    > which knocked
    >
    > the donut
    >
    > out of my other hand.
    >
    >
    >
    > In all
    > the confusion of trying
    >
    > to straighten out the car
    >
    > using my knees against
    > the steering wheel,
    >
    > it knocked
    >
    > my cell phone
    >
    > away from my ear
    >
    > which fell
    >
    > into the coffee
    >
    > between my legs,
    >
    > splashed,
    >
    > and burned
    >
    > Big Jim and the Twins,
    >
    > ruined the damn phone,
    >
    > soaked my trousers,
    >
    > and disconnected an
    > important call.
    >
    >
    > Idiot Women Drivers
     
  2. Matthew

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    I guess if it's good for the goose, it's good for the 'gander!
     
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