Joke; Perhaps actually the truth?

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  1. rubbernuts

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    A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. :tongue:

    The robot says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini."

    The robot brings back the best Martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar.

    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini."

    Again, the robot makes a great Martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about football, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

    The robot says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great Martini.

    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

    :biggrin1:
     
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    GOOD one Au hah
    thought you woulda substituted O fr yr Gillard tho, way shes been non performing lately / forever ha

    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Gillard?"
     
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    Why not keep political jabs in the politics section where they belong?

    P.S. Do you honestly think McCain and Palin would have been a better choice? What would one's IQ be then?
     
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    Actually, this is the joke part of the forum that is not supposed to be taken seriously. Just like the "start a horrible rumor" thread. There are so many insulting and offensive threads started there, the majority of posts would require an instant ban. Also, there is no political joke section here........unless you include the one labled Politics :tongue:.
     
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    Yes, of course, BECAUSE I posted this in the JOKES forum, one can substitute the name of just about any national leader and the joke's still valid :banana:
     
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    Your mama conceived you with rubbernuts, can you bounce with any insult?
     
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