Joke Time

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by BoxersguyNJ, Jul 23, 2011.

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    a plane is going to crash & on the plane is a polish woman a jewish woman and a black woman...so the polish woman said "give me a bottle of the best vodka,
    the jewish woman said give me a cell phone so I can take care of my finances.
    the black woman started to take her clothes off so the other women said why are you taking off your clothes and the black woman said
    when a plane crashes the first thing they look for is THE BLACK BOX !!
     
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    Post your favorite Jokes..
     
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    my next door neighbor is a blonde...
    she thought a quarterback was a refund

    one night she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
     
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    It seems that the whale died of AIDS.















    Two years earlier it was rear-ended by a ferry.
     
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    What do prison showers and caps locks have in common?

    They both turn your o into O.
     
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    What's the best question to use to ensure safe sex?
    "What time does your husband get home?"
     
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    the blond next door to me thought meow mix was a CD for cats
     
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    A guy was lying very ill in hospital. His priest came to visit him. While the holy man was still there, the sick guy gasped and tried to speak. But the priest could not understand what he was saying. He gave the poor guy a pen and a paper. The guy wrote something... and then he gasped once more and died. The priest was scared and decided not to open the note.

    But at the funeral he told the congregation that the deceased gave him a note with his last words. He wanted to share with the mourners.

    The letter said:"Father Thomas, please take your foot off the oxygen pipe -I can't breathe!"
     
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    A monkey and a lizard are sitting in a tree smoking weed, after awhile the lizard says he is thirsty and goes to the river to get something to drink. While drinking he falls in and is saved by a crocodile, the crocodile exclaims "what the hell is wrong with you? you could've died!" The lizard laughs and says "sorry, me and a monkey got stoned" The crocodile becomes angry and asks the lizard where the monkey is so he can give him a piece of his mind. The lizard tells him he's up in the trees. The crocodile goes searching and finds the monkey and shouts up at him "hey! Hippy!!" The monkey looks down, shocked and yells "holy shit dude!!! did you drink the whole river??!?!"
     
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    Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

    So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
     
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