Please,pay attention
This are only jokes,and nothing than jokes.
We have no intention to offend anyone.
And If you do not have a sense of humor, Please,leave this thread or do not read.
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Who says that Muslim do not like alcohol (wine)?
I saw that they like very much grapevine,because people "pruning" them and of course it`s a "Green".
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Why are Jewish circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
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Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a Get*?
A: With a Get, you're rid of the whole schmuck
(Get* = Divorce)
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
This are only jokes,and nothing than jokes.
We have no intention to offend anyone.
And If you do not have a sense of humor, Please,leave this thread or do not read.
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Who says that Muslim do not like alcohol (wine)?
I saw that they like very much grapevine,because people "pruning" them and of course it`s a "Green".
*
Why are Jewish circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
*
Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a Get*?
A: With a Get, you're rid of the whole schmuck
(Get* = Divorce)
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.