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Post your funny jokes,puns or pictures and let's all have a good laugh

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey... and a cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure. I was born with them."
 
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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux joined the volunteer fire department. Working their first fire, the chief sent them up on the roof with an ax the open it up and let some of the smoke out.

Boudreaux takes control but is overcome with smoke, passes out and falls off the roof. Thibodeaux runs down to the fire chief and explains what happened. The chief orders him to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on Boudreaux

A while later, after realizing both Boudreaux & Thibodeaux are unaccounted for the chief goes around the house and finds Thibodeaux fricking Boudeaux in the ass.
“What the hell is this?” cries the chief, “I told you to give him mouth to mouth!”.

To Thibodeaux replies “I did Chief, that’s how all this shit started;”

Just a lil Louisiana humor :yum
 
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted.
 
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Two guys walk into a bar...
The third guy ducked

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra....

Barack Obama, a Priest, and a penguin walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

A sandwich walks into a bar...
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

A screwdriver rolls into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The screwdriver asks, "You have a drink named Philip??"

A blind man walks into a bar...
And a table...
And a chair...

A snake slithers into a bar...
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender replies, "You can't hold your liquor."
 
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect!

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.
 

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