Jonah Falcon stopped by airport security

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Man with giant penis stopped by airport security

by Charlie Smith
on July 29, 2012
at 5:34 PM


Life isn't always easy for Jonah Falcon.
JAF 1970


When you're walking around with what's reputed to be the world's largest penis, you can encounter some unexpected problems.
Like when you go through airport security.
The U.K.–based Daily Star has reported that Jonah Falcon was recently hassled by officials at San Francisco International Airport who suspected him of smuggling a package in his trousers.
They were so worried about explosives that they threw powder around his crotch area.
"But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus," the paper reported. "The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect."
In a 1999 television documentary, it was declared to be the world's largest. Falcon has pledged to wear Lycra when going through airport security in the future.
 

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As my one friend says "God blesses the messes" his meaning that when you are born without a personality, good looks, or a high IQ, God makes up for it with a big dick. He believes you cant be born with all 4 things......lol.......who knows..
 

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Have you noticed that it's only the haters that keep these threads running? Nobody else has posted a comment. If you resisted the temptation they'd die away after the original posting.
 

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Your turn.
 

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Oh, please. He's a personality-recessive, talent-free wombat who apparently has a large penis that's never been seen much less measured fully erect. I mean I can understand fluffing up the legend because you've got to keep those 15 minutes going somehow as long as you can but honestly. This is a man who had a thread here asking for/needing couches to sleep on for a trip to NY (or was it LA) something like a year ago.

The fact is that I, who am not "nine inches flacid" or even six have also been pulled aside on at least three separate occasions and fully frisked simply because of my bulge and how I hang. Big whoop. It doesn't make me a threat...or a star.
 
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Funny, but people who MATTER don't think I'm "personality free" or "talentless".

Old saying, "The fox is the first to smell his own hole". I'm assuming you are "personality free" and "talentless". Am I right?